Found this comment before a try/catch block in some code I was reviewing... seems like I might have to rewrite the whole thing

Just got pitched an idea to make an app that scans food and tells you what it is. It's supposed to be like Shazam but for food… sounds familiar?

Life can be simplified with code. We're all running on an infinite loop. Eventually, we come across an unexpected bug and crash.

This bank's slogan is just absolutely hilarious for any dev.

Quitting Google Chrome is so refreshing for my computer.

Former dev left me a really helpful note in his code!

When was the last time you ever used Internet Explorer?

Found this in a 15 year old computer magazine!

When a kid learns about inspect element and thinks he's a hacker.

It's like minefield of idiots.

Scientists debate on important stuff like when the world is gonna end, and climate change. However we debate on the really important stuff: spaces vs tabs.

Found this in one of my old schoolbooks

That moment when you accidently delete one of your best rants 😱😭

I'm good corrupt their databases, Bourne Style

It's all our fault.

This actually happened today

Colleague: Hey man I think there's a problem with my computer.

Me: Alright, I'll check it out.

(I go to his desk and find that his screen was turned off)

Colleague: It just suddenly turned off.

Me: (presses a random key on his keyboard)

(Screen lights up)

A friend mine just told me that he broke his phone's screen, and if I know of any places to fix it. I asked him how much damage it had, he said that he'd send me a screenshot...

So true 😂😆

Does anyone else have a mini heart attack when you touch your pockets and can't feel your phone for a second?

When a dev says that he's a really good programmer in his CV/Résumé he usually actually means that he's really good at browsing stackoverflow

I need you to build an app that you can install apps that only work on Android with.

WTF GOOGLE CHROME!!

After trying to explain a problem I was facing at work to a Non-Dev friend of mine

Non-Dev Friend: Why did you even choose to become a developer in the first place?

Me: I didn't choose coding, it choose me!

NEVER USE GOTO!

Thanks @dfox and @trogus for these awesome stickers!

When you find a result on google that has the exact same title as your problem and get a 404 page after clicking it...

I hate it when my friends think they're hackers just because they were able to jailbreak their phones.

A programmer finds a frog and picks it up. To his astonishment, the frog speaks.
- "Kiss me and I'll turn into a princess."
The programmer puts it in his pocket and moves on. The ignored frog speaks again.
- "Kiss me and I'll turn into a princess. I'll even kiss you and let you hold my hand for a day."
Once again ignored, the frog ups the stakes.
- "Alright, turn me into a princess and I'll be your girlfriend for a week. You can even show me to your friends."
No response.
- "Seriously, guy, I'm hot. I'll have sex with you, I'll tell all your friends we did it and you were awesome, you can use me as a trophy to brag."
This prompted a response out of the programmer:
"Look, I'm a programmer, I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog, that's kinda cool."

Does this happen to anyone else while coding?

I remember learning about the semicolon as a kid, I thought it was just another useless punctuation mark. About a decade later and my whole life depends on it...