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AboutWeirder than you think.
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There is something wrong with my computer: it doesn't make electronic beeping sounds like computers in the movies! 💻🎥😯1
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That guy who gets fingerprints on my monitor screen. Argh! Can't you just *point* like a normal person?2
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"Installing... We'll be done in just a moment."
Well, Microsoft, it seems that you and I have a very different understanding of the word "moment".3 -
When someone asks you to code a full stack solution, but all they really need is a few sheets of balnk paper and a biro.1
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"I'm nearly done. Just one last bug to fix."
Time passes, coding happens ...
"No, not quite done. Just three more bugs to fix."1 -
When asked for an estimate, "I'll take N days."
N-1 days later, when asked for a status update, "We encountered a few issues. It'll take N more days."