The bezels on that top-left monitor!

Hahahahahaha pathetic! I can do this in 10k lines or less by putting "if" and "print" on the same line! Developers these days

The ironic thing is more and more developers think that everyone is like this. And so these devs believe they don't need to know Jack shit add long as they can Google it

I'm a simple man. I see Debian, I ++

@theKarlisK @matt-jd yeah I had Gentoo running on my 1st Gen Xbox, sheevaplug and now pine64. The only time I've had a real problem was when I left it alone for 3yrs and then ran an upgrade

@devTea : *sips tea*

*Sits down & grabs 🍿*

I'm not a web dev and have no experience to know better, but are stored procedures a no-no? I would have thought it's preferable since
a) increased performance as they are pre-compiled
b) makes your web app portable because database agnostic
c) eliminate (or maybe only reduces?) SQL injection
d) I'm sure there are more

Willing to end someone who uploads his picture on Google, but also does a face reveal at devrant as if it won't show up on a Google search

3 transactions so far totalling 0.35907096 BTC. Yeah this guy is going places and definitely not someone you want to mess with.

The bigger crime though is that grammar

@dontbeevil a good chunk of MS haters probably hate it because a lot of other people do and not because of any really bad experience with MS products.

Do I prefer MS Windows over Linux? For my home & office servers no, but for my main PC at home I'm happy with Windows

Revival is your friend if you're on Windows. Linux then testdisk/photorec

I love that game. I have the dual pack. Does it run smoothly on PPSSPP?

You're confusing Cobra with Python. They are two different languages. One will make you vomit blood and the other will leave you breathless

This sounds dangerously close to an ex-colleague. Always challenging me whereas my designs actually produced optimal results and his designs only talked. I bet he'd trim integers if he could

Is it an NFS mount?

Show some love to your fellow devranters, post pics

can process 10 GigaRice a second 

Multiple ++ for your dad, you sharing this with us and for Debian 😁

One of the few reasons why my desktop runs windows

@Alice let me help you with that

@Alice why does your ++ count go up and down like a yo-yo?

This again? What's next house numbers should start at 0? Gold should be 0 place, silver 1st place and bronze 2nd place?

Skidaddle Skidoodle

Plan/execute evil pranks on teammates. I should also mention that even when I'm busy, if I see an unlocked workstation and my teammate is not there, then he/she's going to get pranked

Validating your backup must be part of your backup process

I wonder how many of those who were "shocked that not many people know this" actually understood

@linuxxx what does running from scratch mean?

If only all developers who solved problems they're unqualified to solve actually understood their solution and didn't just copypasta

++ because Debian