#CoderLife

Trying to come up with function names when it does more than one thing.

iPod Color (Classic) - It's so old, that you can actually hear the hard drive spinning

The most useful utility I've ever seen 😮

Var gf = [];

Shared devRant to some of my Chinese speaking dev partners.
Partner: It is interesting to know that dev rants are language independent.
Me: Developers talk in programming languages, which are the same throughout the world.

!rant

Working on a C++ game engine

Everyone loves dark themes. I think I'm alone.

We all know and love this type of customers

My wife was going to school for a business degree but likes what I do as an engineer. She spent a month or so debating engineering or information security.

Yesterday she changed to a degree in information security.

Today she opens a GitHub and starts learning to program and I'm in love all over again.

Most of semi active Github projects be like...

Android Studio, could you please, pretty please, pleaaaasssse update my drawables on the layout preview when I change them? Or, at least, if I change 10 images, update all of them, or none. Don't choose randomly what to do with them. It's really unnerving.

I kinda feel sorry for him

Right, you pesky type initialization bug, I'm gonna find you. Hiding by throwing your exception in an external library won't help you. I'll download the sources, library by library, and look for you there too.

I *will* track you down, bastard, and exterminate you locally. Then, I'll make a pull request and kick your sorry ass off GitHub, off the internet and off the bloody surface of the earth. Oh, you have no idea how dead you're going to be when I'm done here!

It's not stupid when it looks stupid but works!

Writing a shitty code and then debugging it quickly doesn't make you a good developer.

github.com/you

True...

when you close google chrome after finding the solution

Code never lies... Comments sometimes do... 💻💻

Me every time...

When you're writing in Python and forget which brackets to use but you're too lazy to look it up so you just pick one and hope it works.

372 ERRORS.

She said he was her hero.

Hello, everybody! Recently, I've decided to switch from Android development to web-development, mainly JavaScript. Ok, it is clear what to do and what to learn in frontend part. But what about backend? I have a some kind of a dream to learn Go. It is clear language it is a great pleasure to write on it, and I've started to learn it. In parallel I'm trying to study JS + Angular... Well, now I have some douts: is it effective to learn two different languages, which are quite new to me? Maybe, I should learn Node.js instead of Go? Right now it is clear, that this technology (node) is much more demanded. What path should I choose? To follow heart and learn Go? To follow mainstream trend and learn Node.js?

In the beginning programming was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

I've started writing Rust code for fun. My initial experience with it is that its like writing a program wearing a surgery mask and latex gloves with a condom around your keyboard, while you sit in a padded room with a nanny nagging over your shoulder.

The borrow checker is somewhat of a pain in the ass to deal with.
But that said, I've never been so safe and confident my code won't fail during runtime before.
And the best part: it's blazing fast.

I see what you did there, Microsoft.

I'll ps -aux you and i'll pkill -9 you 😂

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++