User: I found an error, but I don't care, just put it to production.
Me: I CARE!

I have a folder in my external hard drive called "Thesis Versions". It contains numerous files with the name ThesisFinal.zip. Because thesismates said github was too hard.

I'm a network engineer. Mom questions my skills when I tell her to just reset the router, but when customer service tells her to, she acts like she's listening to the voice of god.

Used the variables testPenis and testVagina when trying to debug code.

Used the variables testPenis and testVagina when trying to debug code.

During a conference call...
Client: How do we approach this issue?
Me: Reverting changes must be done on the business side-
Manager: But we can do it.
Me: Sir, I have no access for that process, only clients have that kind of access.
Manager: How can you revert changes if you don't have access?!?!?!
Me: .....

Recruiter asks you to prove how good you are with a programming language... They don't realize you need Google to prove your skills.

Calls phone company to ask what's wrong with the internet connection.
Customer Service: Please turn off your modem, wait 10 seconds then turn it on again.
Me: Do you honestly think I didn't do that a hundred times already?

Mom gets mad and questions your CS education when she asks you how to block people on Facebook and you tell her to Google it.

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