Wish I could left swipe the work I get assigned.

Wk24: getting your invoices paid (for us freelancers anyway)

shit happens

When a pipe brokes in Linux do I have to call the plumber?

Makes sense now

Happened more than once.

Receiving an email from a noreply@ email address asking me to reply to this email.

Big data is like teenage sex

Every time I work on a new side project...

*git init*

Well...things are getting pretty serious

Mighty Devrant gods.
enlighten me with your knowledge.
Best programming/"hacking" movies/shows?
(I've already watched Mr robot)
Even the cringe worthy but classic, must watch ones.

That. Simple.

Mornin' geeks!

Anyone else following these guys?

I wanted to print the second and third page of some document, so in the relevant field of the printer dialog I enter "1, 2" and I walk off to the printer.

My first thought when I saw the printer had printed the wrong pages was
"F*ing buggy software"
Second thought:
"Oh... right"
Third thought:
"Right, in the real world, one-based indices are the rule rather than the exception. "
Fourth thought:
"Dumb real world"

Found this on the net... Relatable as some instructions definately need to be spelt out explicitly for certain people. 🙈

Familiar with this Book?
My Teacher said it's the Bible of Algorithms for Beginners.

RANT: This one might be a repost and we might not even know.

RANT II: It took me 2 hours to find similar issue for two reasons.. Java and a dumbass motherfucker dev that named functions "mcf"/"MyFold"/"HelpingMeMaking" and was to dumb to make it OP.

When you need to explain an app update to users

sometimes, I hate Windows...

Steps to fix a bug these days:
1. Google
2. Stack overflow
3. Documentation 😂

Woop woop! See what we got in office 🙌🏼 Magento devs can relate it better 😁

Dear client / customer

You have been misled. The customer is not always right. The sooner you realise this and start listening to us as the consultants you hired the better things are going to get. If you were experts in how to do this stuff you wouldn't need us. Please recognise the skills.

Best regards
The design & development community

True that.!

// Not a rant !

But I like puns. And even more programming puns.

Shit.. tricky!

Beer glass for programmers.. I need that 😂