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Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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dude: hey could you hand me a patch cable ?

me: how long?

dude: as short as possible

me: sure buddy

😂😂

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The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said:
"lather, rinse, repeat."

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If programming was an addiction

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That feeling when you wanna work on something of your own so bad but don't know on what.

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Using differing programming languages and forgetting which comment syntax is for what

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Project managers are people that think 9 women can make a baby in 1 month

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Been using the same language for 5 years... still Googles basic functions to remember the arguments.

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got a call from a recruiter for a job. said "wokey, let's see what you got to offer"
get to the interview, the first question is "why do you want to work in our company?"
me: i don't know, you called me!

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When you return to a personal projet you put aside more than 3 weeks ago

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I just wanted to place an order

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TNW brought me here. And I am not disappointed.

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when you're the only developer at a firm and the client wants something bc "it's super simple, that's how ebay does it, just copy them"

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Friends.

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