“The search engine that doesn't track you.” I don’t think I mind when Google does that, I mean I use it all the time

“The task failed successfully”

Can we like stop making new Frameworks every month and just take a break for like 2 years, cause Gawd Damn! 😣; It should be illegal to make a new Framework in the next 2 years🙂

I’m only 20 and I can’t wait to retire. It’s probably because I have to translate a PHP project into a language that people “use”.

I know reviews are so I can show my progress and let you tell me what you think. Just, please don’t tell me to click irrelevant buttons, trust me, there’s really nothing there.

They say I didn’t work because the Login button is still the same colour and all I did was “go to the next page”. I don’t like getting technical with dumb POs but damn, two days of backend for this.

I sometimes forget all the other “console.log()”s and I log API responses and other sensitive junk, :/

There’s not enough female devs

Starter pack

There’s no love for my kind *too serious programmers, code > everything*

Inherited a DB built by a Lawyer

Don’t deploy on a Friday afternoon

I dislike it when people rant about irrelevant things on my rants

It’s hard keeping your girlfriend satisfied when you’re being pressured to code with less to no bugs. I mean, doesn’t she understand that computers are stunningly stupid, and you have to explain to them every last tiny step that you want them to do, and your explanation can't have any mistakes in it. And why this is the fundamental cause of buggy and insecure software😣