Is there anyone here that's been doing the job 15+ years and has hit the I can't be arsed stage? The only way stuff seems to be getting done at the moment is when I hand it over to someone else. I think it's due to not really being pushed with learning new things etc. Also 3 kids in the mix might be doing it as well. Anyone know how to dig my way out of this?

Via @iamdeveloper

Programmers logic:

Wife says to her husband to grab a loaf of bread, if they have eggs then grab half a dozen.

Husband goes out and comes back with half a dozen loaves of bread. The wife is fuming and asked why he'd bought so many. His reply "they had eggs?"

Here's a pretty good joke for you web dev's out there. IE

Anyone else remember before Google when we used to say "God knows" for questions we had no idea about.

Anyone else get a little tired being the fingers that type other people's questions into Google.

I hate being able to hear my boss in meeting with potential clients. Promising the earth then when the meeting is done tell me we have a week to make it. Not only that but then ask me what half the stuff he's sold actually is and does!?

My relationship

#wife {
Position: fixed;
Right: 100%;
}

Quote £400 to do someones website, and then don't do it cause you didn't quote enough.

#FirstWorldDevProblems

Music lyrics in CSS form.

#clowns {
Float: left;
}

#jokers {
Float: right;
}

#me, #you {
Position: absolute;
Left: 50%;
}