Client: I want a mobile game with Leaderboards, Social media sign-ins, In-game store, Ads, IAP etc in 2 months

Me: Cool, what’s your budget?

Client: $50

ZTNA is just reinventing the wheel. Yeah, we open all our shit to the outside and let some client do some checks to grant you access. WE HAD THAT SHIT FOR AGES! ITS A VPN TUNNEL TO OUR SELF HOSTED SHIT THAT YOU HAVE TO LOGIN ANYWAY. Its just like someone in security marketing decided to put a name on something you should be doing anyway. Especially clientless ZTNA, thats just a reverse proxy with an auth header.

Man, cybersecurity lately just feels like sales just trying to sell you best practices and AI instead of actually usable software!

So our SidThePajeetGuy's first name is apparently the Buddha's name Siddhartha. Yet, he is complete opposite of the Buddha; He is angry, vulgar, jealous, bitter and rude.

Complete opposite of what his parents intended.

A fucking defiant motherfucker.

Kind of funny.

Fucking finally beat that HR 30 Jin Dahaad fucker with my hammer build FUCK THAT ASSHOLE!!! There’s sweat all over my body. That was a long ass boss fight, never doing that again!!!!! FUCK YOU JIN ROT IN HELL.

looking at jobs I don't have the brains for this anymore I think

that's so sad

I wonder if I do obsessive cardio could I outdo all the "multiple sclerosis" lesions -.-

can't code my way out of a fucking paper bag

had some dude add me on LinkedIn that looks impressive and he's connected to some people I worked with who were impressed with my code before... so years later they must've been still talking about me. but I'm a shadow of my former self if I could even qualify as a fucking shadow. I'm so embarrassed to even be existing that's my level of depression on the matter

I don't understand javascript

Need help understanding the using !!fooBar vs fooBar when checking ?(truthiness?) I'm not sure what is being checked.

I'm used to seeing the latter fooBar.

electric cars whirring noise so creepy

creeping in my back alley

like some kind of cylon patrolling... they even got the eyes!

life.exe infinite loop
thoughts.exe invalid pointer
heart: null reference
dreams.exe crash detected
motivation.exe offline
panic.exe buffer overflow
Soul.exe terminated
life.exe offline
energy.exe fatal exception
me: exists. --maybe world: buffering…
joy 0 bytes
patience.exe deleted
soul: error 418
me: offline

Do you use an iPod?
<3<3<3

'cause like, I think modern smartphones (unless you're listening to mp3 or midi) will run out of battery comparatively faster than an iPod. Y'knowwww.

Don't @ me

My anti scammer bot works amazing. Time wasted so far: 1.5 days intensive chat.

The bot is programmed to act not be very good with tech to annoy then extra. On top is it naive and interested so asked many pictures and stuff. Hihi.