Ouch! Fart cancer in your balls is the worst!

“We’re excited to announce we’ve made your dev life more ridiculously complex than needs be like most other dev tools out there. Enjoy going through more tutorials and complex steps to learn how to close our windows and waste another hour of your pitiful lives”

Sometimes wonder if all the times I got css right was sheer luck

What’s scary is people think they’d be happy working for that goon

And he’s always interviewing bc he’s always hiring bc the last several attractive 22-25 year old girls fresh outta college (promised a “dream job” and texted their sorority sisters how he’s “like totally super cool OMG”) resigned from his secretary position before storming out of his building in tears and calling the police who were bribed by him to investigate and find “no evidence”. And this is not in any way shape or form having to do with his shiny ass smile or his psychopathic face gesture

What’s up with these damn interviews asking you to do these damn projects?? It’s fucked up, slave labor unpaid and why do all this shit for a “no”?

A decent dev no matter what end should not have this issue. He’s simply inexperienced. I’m sure most frontend devs aren’t doing mistakes like these

I bet the rats would like that taste

@D-4got10-01 yep, they upmark grades so F students get C’s and get their diplomas or they reduce difficulty so anyone can pass. That plus they probably don’t teach much on the job stuff. I bet most if not all these grads who end up sucking when hired spent the last 4 years without learning anything useful

I might join

@retoor is snek another place like this?

@tosensei I got it! Pure roguelikes aren’t my cup of tea so I’ll stick with games that are more suitable for my style and preferences

By tastes I mean personal enjoyment, by all means enjoy the gaming genre or style you like, I’m not going to shit on anyone for having fun

@iiii got it. I’ll accept roguelikes aren’t my cup of tea then. I’ll stick with games that are more suitable to my tastes.

Alright maybe I’m bitching too much about difficulty due to being frustrated with nightreign as I’ve beaten the worst bosses in Elden Ring without being super overpowered or resorting to YouTube cheese strats but don’t roguelike games let you retain at least something so you’re stronger when you have to start over? I could’ve sworn hades did but it’s been years. Maybe memory is out of wack

That looks absolutely horrible. Burn it

Somewhere out there someone ate more ketchup than anyone else. That person is me!

I bet the email works perfectly as well. What would happen if you modify that, would they fire you?

The email to the ex wife is hitting a fail level few have reached…..

@cafecortado sounds like they don’t get what pull or merge requests are for

@ragnar

@retoor she’s American, lives in Michigan. Luckily she hasn’t changed much mentally af least from my pov. It’s her physical body most concerned with

@retoor got ya! Still wish her the best, poor thing has been thru hell

@retoor not sure what you mean by Pepsi but I spoke with her fairly recently. Hook up with her if or when you can, sara.awesomeest is her discord and she’s easy to reach there. It sounds like she’s been having heart issues, sigh too young only 33. I seriously hope these issues get resolved, it’s been rough

Well tbh it certainly took only one day to acclimate to heat for me at least so now 85 degrees feels pretty damn normal. I had to turn off the ac bc 75 degrees felt cold lol. Imagine that? Crazy how the body works

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So basically any creature smart enough to eat is suitable for any hr job including goats, donkeys, ducks, worms, etc

It’s physiologically impossible to reach cognitive impairment below the hr level without being comatose or on fent, according to medical research