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SkillsJavascript, React, Node.js, Express.js, HTML, CSS, SQL, Perl
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Scrum shouldn’t be THAT LONG! It should be 30 mins TOPS!!!
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I know just a handful of npm commands: start, run dev, run test, run build, install. Now if they don’t know what a DOM or a promise is, that would be a bit different
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They’re rejecting good code and bad code. Solution? Don’t write code. Submit a PR with a comment or something lol.
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https://methodpoet.com/will-chatgpt...
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I doubt it has the creativity to take your job. It knows definitions and how to write basic code/fix basic syntax errors but I doubt it can figure out requirements from users or anything else that requires soft skills and problem solving skills
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😂😂😂🤣🤣 🤣
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Take your laptop with you to the bathroom and lock the door. Hopefully Cookie Monster won’t chew the lock off, so leave a huge jar of chips ahoy in front
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I feel that pain. Every time I get excited to watch something interesting YouTube kills my buzz with a stupid ad about some coding thing I’ll never need or a scammy mobile app trash. Ill pay extra for an add free YouTube
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Thanksgiving should be a mandatory week off
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@Oktokolo did he post it on LinkedIn? With a photo of said turd?
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@phat-lasagna yeah and it’s also a waste of productivity. That call was a complete waste of time, didn’t produce any meaningful result other than stroking the PM’s micro penis and yes verbal abuse and the pain that results from such abuse IS REAL. Fucker needs to have his job threatened, i would contemplate firing him if I was his manager bc nobody likes to work with or be around a shitbag
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So BASICALLY this is QUALITY use of one’s time...teaching the dev something USEFUL be DAMNED! The purpose of the call was solely to demonstrate how much faster he can solve the ticket as if that’s some monumental accomplishment in his sad pathetic life. What useful lesson did he teach you? What did you gain from this meeting other than OH IM SO SMART I CAN SOLVE THIS IN TEN MINUTES YOU WOULD TAKE THREE HOURS HAHA IM A SCHOOLYARD BULLY DISGUISED AS AN ADULT?? Absolutely NOTHING
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Fuck, seriously. Way to flex when you should be teaching you egotistical insecure scumbag PM who lives to make others feel shitty about themselves to fulfill that void in your cancerous heart!
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@IntrusionCM yup american
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Now mix them with peanut butter!!
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Ticket: change button color
Your coworkers: oka oka bonk bonk mmmmmmm change....to color. Mmmmmm let eat developer limb to become better. Let eat @johnmelodyme . He make better us -
Sucks halloween is over, my favorite holiday. When else will you find decorations of zombies chewing people up in people’s yard?
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OMG that comeback was classic! Maybe tell him that you’ll find a dead senior developer’s grave, dig out his corpse and eat it to gain senior developer powers! I’m surprised those coworkers stuck in the prehistoric shaman age know how to operate electronic devices lol.
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@Root wtf....idealistically there would be ONE update per week and leave us the hell alone for the rest
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@Root twice daily stand ups is psychological torture
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@Fast-Nop yeah plus it’s 265, a steal for what you get
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Get a 4090 if you have the arm strength to lift it
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In the US that’s about a junior salary, assuming this is in US dollars. If you were to move here you’d be making much much more with your experience. Junior is probably about 50-80k depending on where you live and how good you are. I’m not saying you ARE a jr, and I’m willing to bet you’ll be hired as a sr if you move to the US.
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Every time I see a post about someone receiving unnecessary blame I assume it’s from you or @Root . I’m not sure who is more cursed
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@yehaaw no problem, my point was as long as you feel it’s a great place to work then go for it regardless of name! :)
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Depends on how badly you want to work there. Did you research them? Give it a try, see what the assignment is and if it’s a simple crud thing then bang it out. But the name sounds goofy, cloud KITCHENS?
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@AnxiousADHDGuy I used to read that subreddit for advice but now it’s full of people like the 300k asshole you posted who supposedly makes a salary most senior folks would dream for out of college who never wrote a unit test or anything more complex than a homework algorithm problem. That alone doesn’t get on my nerves but the minute these people start complaining about petty shit like manager called them the wrong name I just want to smash a brick in their faces.
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No way in hell these people are making 300k straight out of college. I had to bust my ass for years for a six figure salary. They’re either lying or prodigies who scored faang roles after graduating from a Harvard CS degree program
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@johnmelodyme another name for king of their village where they all believe they can magically gain Japanese accents after eating sushi. The chief retard
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@zlice but I liked it. College was such a fun and rewarding experience