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SkillsSQL Server, Oracle, PL/SQL, C# .Net, Python
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LocationDallas, TX
Joined devRant on 5/13/2016
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The only thing Microsoft seems to want to certify is your ability to purchase Azure services.
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I built the same with a 5 line PS script. Don’t over-complicate it!
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To this end, I don’t adorn my cubicle with personal memorabilia like my colleagues. I should be able to up and leave with a single grocery bag of belongings.
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@Oktokolo Since I quit, I’d say I’m pretty sure. 😆
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@scor Actually yes, but for completely unrelated reasons. 👍🏻
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*wife…
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All salary discussion is moot anyway. I did the skill assessment last night, and while I did pretty good for a skill I haven’t used in 4 years (and was not too deep into to begin with), it’s not going to cut the mustard.
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Iowa?
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This has burned me too. Was typing in my VPN password when Teams loaded and stole focus, so I ended up sending my password to my whole team.
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Now I just need an AI to come up with an idea for an app, and I’ll be all set!
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@alturnativ I think I love this. Passive-aggressive chat status, here I come!
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@kwilliams Poorly worded description. It toggles the NumLuck twice, so as not to disturb the state of your NumLuck.
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@atheist If I recall, it sets NumLock On and Off, then waits 30 seconds, on an endless loop.
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There will be no language devotion here. Python, C#, Java, Rust... Here you are all equally worthless.
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That’s a nice Solomon Island Eclectus you’ve got there!
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@stop Millions of records, actually.
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@Root I’m not lowering my standards. They’re the ones who suck! :0P
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@ravijojila You are imagining a scenario that exceeds technical capacity of the creator.
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OR the coder is incompetent.
Occam’s Razor. -
@gitpush From your avatar, I surmise that we are long-lost brothers.
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Oh, THAT Georgia.
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I overshot... it only took two months. MCSA, MCSE, and a new job with a brighter future.
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Be prepared for new processes to spawn.
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@TylerDDevRant Deep in a heavily fortified corporate data warehouse, I imagine.
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Credit to my manager who gave me free reign to build a better solution. If it had gone through the normal business processes, it never would have happened.
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Your one question has more reputation than my whole account.
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Literally what I'm doing right now.
Right hand: mouse click, wait
Left hand: scroll devRant -
@Numinex Not complaining, but there are certain aspects of my prior small company job that I miss.
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The query orders a beer. The bartender says
CASE WHEN AGE >= 21 THEN 'BEER' ELSE 'Beat it kid.' END -
"Hardware" ... hehe