Learn git. For real. Not just git pull and git push. Setup git with a mergetool and do the gitimmersion tutorial. Be the gitmaster!

Simply this

Under promise over deliver

When each day there is a new framework in the JavaScript world...

That's my life xD

It's 4:30 on Friday. Did I just push changes to the live server? Yes, yes I did.

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

Best way to handle exception!

When the codebase changes but the documentation doesn't

I'm a programmar
I'm a programmor
I'm a programer
*sigh*
I write code.

Still finding spelling errors in my code.

tabs vs spaces is the coding equivalent of over vs under on the toilet paper roll

Code review goals

Found this gem:

Software and cathedrals are much the same. First we build them, then we pray.

I'm looking to get better at Python. Does anyone have any suggestions for good books or sites that run you through the standard library and maybe a few extras?

The pain in a dev's heart when a long queue keeps growing at the supermarket and they don't open another checkout

When you've spent 16 hours out of 24 programming and realise that you've not eaten, drunk, or even pooped. Well, that just happened

When you're looking at your cowerker's code and find a comment :
# Sam, Adam FUCK YOUUUU

Actually Sam is the PM and Adam is the test guy ...

Just got the (unofficial) devRant app for my Mac. https://github.com/Meadowcottage/... feeling satisfied. 😬

Jaja so true

My first photo
On my first work desk
At my first work day
Of my first dev. Work

!rant

Emacs vs Vim? Why not both!
I found a gem of an editor called Spacemacs which combines the power of Emacs and the editing capabilities of Vim! Already replaced intelliJ with spacemacs for my scala and Java projects :)

wake up - go work - code - leave work - go home - code - go sleep - repeat

I've pretty much wasted the whole day writing one line of code.

`changeOrigin: true`

Ugh.

I'm totally drunk but for somr reason I wanted to see devRant

Headphones.. I miss 'em already

Me Debugging....

The level of profanity-per-commit-message is high with this one.

When someone keeps starring at you while you're coding...

Working on a bug with the intern. Suggested the "stepping away for a few minutes" technique. Came back and quickly resolved.

Works every time.

I always hated those challenges...