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Looking at well written code like damn👏👏👏

You ever see a program and think, "I know how I would make that..."
Love that feeling.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't disturb when I'm coding!

Get it

Who has influenced you most in your work?

-PIZZA 🍕

Trolling in css:
.float-left { float: right; }

Been there.

Hate braces?

At a movie when...

❤ CSS puns

QA engineers...

Saw this in a tutorial i was watching

Learning CSS in a nutshell.

I put an Easter egg into a product, that if you enter the string "final countdown" into the stock code search field, it plays a YouTube vid of Europe's "The Final Countdown", in a hidden div. It's an in-joke for a few people in the company.

A well meaning maintainer with no sense of humour or judgement takes over and goes on the warpath against any hardcoded strings. The secret code gets moved into a config file.

A third developer changes the deployment script so that it clears any configs that aren't explicitly set in the deployment settings.

So the secret code is now "".

Literally every PC in the stock buying department is now blaring out "The Final Countdown" at top volume.

...Except none of them have speakers, so it remains this way for over a year and two more changes of maintainer.

I just noticed this afternoon and quietly re-hardcoded the string. The buying dept.'s PCs will silently sing no more.

It's going to be Instagram, but better. I have lots of friends so it'll have lots of users.

Okay.... You have how many friends?

Tired is the day when waiting for a file to load, only to realize it has loaded long ago and the file is the spinner.

404 romance not found

Today I first used Github. I should have done so alot sooner.

We don't care bout warnings! 👾

The worst one I've seen