Genius

Yes

Said client has a nice little problem

@KartSriv big toe

Pubic functions

Animal house. Anyone?

You’re damn right you are as if there was any doubt! Anyone says different let me know.

Fluff

++ to infinity

@M1sf3t agreed!

@allthingsinmod or to say another way:

A dev can produce a lot of quality code.

Yet only two thirds of that quality code was needed.

It can all be quality, but never required or should have been written.

Thanks again hopefully I’m making sense.

@M1sf3t you are absolutely correct. I am equating quality to cost in terms of debt. Thank you for your insight. Cost of ownership and maintenance is real important to me thus the vent/rant. At the end of the day, in a fast paced env, I don’t care about quality as long as the tech debt is low- but there’s a relationship there. Quality is an extremely nebulous term in our world at times. Thanks again

@allthingsinmod well I guess ultimately talk is cheaper! Ultimately...

@rutee07 it’s the opposite of the “talk is cheap” paradigm. I’m trying unsuccessfully to assert talk is more valuable than produced artifacts as it should produce higher quality artifacts but I’m not sure if I’m interpreting the interrobangs offered correctly. At any rate I’m coming out of a place where communication is minimal and time is extraordinarily wasted because of this...it’s a rant against the throw it over the wall philosophy I guess. But it’s also a recognition that teams can get frustrated with communicating to the business because they can’t clearly express their needs so we give up and just code knowing full well what we’re doing may not be reflective of what they actually want or not. It’s life. I’m constantly seeing efforts taking say three weeks when it could have been three days if we’d just talked more with these people for a full day.

my problem is my code always does what i tell it to do.

621 is way too much for a page. Probably want to bring that down to 420 max. It'll be smokin' then.

Narcotics I hope a bit? Saved my butt when mine were yanked.

...and the fine folks at Mickey D for milkshakes. :)

atlanta ga

chuck norris be like nooooooooo :-P

@mjones44 I shoulda known :) me so gullible 😁

C#

Delete .5 ur code and mk sure a jq lib is actually Ref’d & u s/b good 2 goooo

I don’t know if I should be complaining from a data modeler perspective or a financial auditor perspective 😭😂 lol

This is why we can’t have nice things

fucking Disneyland. Stressful. don't worry bout it

Catch Unimplemented exception throw fuck be patient chill mother fucker it’s coming

Home and occasional cafe. 80 20

I’d say yeah probably Ajax and then do what needs to be with response in the modal or whatever. But probably want to sniff your request with a tool like fiddler to get over the bad gateway

"At this point your meeting makes this a toxic relationship so fuck the fuck off and get out of my goddamn face you squirmy weasel because I actually have work to do and you are getting in the way, no - more exactly: you are actually fucking everything up with your pretentious desire to be included in what actually means something. fuck off ya gnat". la la la internal monologue la la laaaa la la

This is a really interesting thread! Be as basic as possible, he's going to pick up really fast in my opinion. Unsolicited advice: i think it's so cool this is happening in your life, let it flow wherever...