People

Too young or look young

Saying yes very often

I dreamt i was typing docker build

There are those few days in a sprint that could be extremely busy like these days.

Few days ago someone grabbed a chair, sat next to me asking questions and the chair is still there.

This week i have learnt that the chair is so dangerous, looking very inviting.

Git cherry-pick 35 commits, another dev commit to the wrong branch, and these commits will be released first

1. using "if... then... else..." When explaining something tru slack to non tech people
2. buying lamps i can program
3. dreaming abt my code
4. dreaming abt the solution
5. trying to make bot to send happy birthday msg

Arrived, thanks ;)

Project managers, project managers dragging developers to unnecessary meetings

Once i worked on an application which has very long form and submit to a soap endpoint (post). I felt my life was so pointless when testing after i made changes. So I automated the testing by generating post request so i can just run it.

I filled the user name with Brandon Boyd, Alan Turing or Ryan Gosling. And it increments like Boyd1, Boyd2.

Once my colleague found a bug, the data never get saved but all the boyds persists. He knew it was me, who uses that kind of name

My barbaric manager (was involved) kind of pointed his finger at me. I sweat a bit though i couldn't find logical explanation why Boyds stay. but turned out someone changed the sqlscript.

Interviewer : most software developers are male, why do you choose to vw developer

Me : cannot afford transgender operation, happy with my gender

I thought i didn't get the job

Ppffffftttt