Help me find hooks for my techno radio.

I got:

"Boomradio, we got more booms than north korea"
"Boomradio, we got bigger booms than the tsar bomba"
"Boomradio, we got boomboomed by the boomboomtcha"
"Boomradio, you heard it once. It's too late".
"Boomradio, so you think you can dance?"
"Boomradio, be like water but dont spread around"
"Boomradio, we got more vibe than your crack dealer"

Fascinating. Did you know people with multiple personality disorder could rape themselves?

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/...

@chatgpt if i shove acid in my butthole will i see god?

Guys theoretically could one basejump from a trebuchet?

Imagine golf or bowls but instead of throwing balls with the hands you use handmade trebuchets.

dsfasdf

I think I might be using weed and social medias to cover for my depression

Guys what should I get my wife for her birthday?

What about a monkey?

https://exoticanimalsforsaleonline.net/...

Rule 1: God coded reality in Javascript. It's mechanism underlie science, spirituality and our experience of life as a whole.

Rule 2: Germany bad

Guys am i the only one removing my pants by jumping backward into the bed and rolling back until I'm leg up, catching my ankle and pulling?

It's the most efficient way I found

Good way to code:

vim

Bad way to code:

No-code. Frontpage. IA-assisted. Winmac. No you don't need bytecode. WYSYWYG. IDEs.

If I was the president of programming those people would be on their way to the moon.

WHICH KOREA ARE YOU WITH?

I'M NORTH BITCHES

CODERS

IT IS TIME TO STRIKE. NO MORE MEETING BEFORE 10AM. WE DECIDE THE DEADLINE. NO MORE FEATURE UNTIL ALL THE TECH DEBT IS FIXED. NO MORE MANAGERS. IN FACT, NO MORE MEETING AT ALL. ALL ASYNC.

WE WANT OUR SPORT AND HOBBY PAID COZ SITTING ALL DAY IS SUPER BAD FOR YOUR BACK.

WE WANT GLASSES COZ WE STARE AT SCREEN ALL DAY

WE WANT FREE DRUGZ BECAUSE.

I've made some dub techno / drone with some free jazz samples:

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Lmao I got ip-blocked from lemmings.world.

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Uberkyle

Seriously though who needs alcohol and sex when you can do absurdly highly caffeniated sodas and chronic

Guyz so I found this climbing gym with a sauna, it's all good and stuff but I wonder if i shouldnt supplement with a side of ashtanga what do u think? Long term i want to improve my surfing

The washing machine broke 3 days before the wedding :'( it flooded the restaurant below my house and there was a whole fucking mess and I had to clean everything. Meanwhile my boss is still on my ass.

I shouldn't have brought shit from mediamarkt. German quality my balls.

so now the US are gonna invade the haag??? Im wadeyyyy

wtf im so old rap is becoming good again???

https://youtube.com/watch/...

People of the past: hey let's give mercury to people what could go wrong lmao v:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

C coders trying to hang out with normie

What do you think about that bitch? In french we call it "the whipping father" and as the name says, he's a twat. Let me see how you like your piece of coal when I make you swallow it you fucking cunt. Nobody whip me without my consent.

Who's coming to my bachelor party? We're doing candyflip in the sauna.

My future sugar mummy <3 how beautiful is this woman

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You should not think of yourself as a person as much as a concept.

For example, I think I grew out of my antigermanist phase. German people are fine.

My new concept is "let's do anal", a line of t-shirt.

Thank you.

Guys did you heard about the besa mafia?

Case in point

Did you know 4% of the US population actually drank bleach during the first months of covid