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I’ll fulfill my dream of making tiddie video games.
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After 10 years working as a full stack web dev I can confirm that this picture is accurate.
I have done so many horrible things. -
My boss would get everyone to go to the office so she could give a presentation for 1 hour about company values, the future, and a whole lot of nothing. She would then pick topics and ask each person to say something about it.
When I asked her why she said it was for team building.
These people are so far removed from real human interaction. -
Welp, I was rejected. This will take a long time.
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I never got the tone thing. I’ve never seen yellow people so I thought it was already meant to mean “anyone”.
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@Lensflare no, but the sad reality is that almost all companies I run into do it, so I have to play their stupid trivia game. And my current workplace is going to shit.
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@Demolishun it’s never too late to run a few thousand bitcoin miners
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@C0D4 they usually leave their website or other contact information. We could DDoS them and do other nasty shit, but I doubt anyone cares enough to do so.
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Crypto was a mistake
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There are none where I live, it’s great,
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I mostly eat plants lately, but I tried an omi beef steak yesterday and it was probably the best stake I’ve ever had.
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@vane ahhh, it’s one of those “rockstar programmer” gigs.
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It seems like a tech lead or architect role. It a should pay a lot.
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I agree. If Stalin had been bullied properly we wouldn’t have had to deal with the gulag.
Think of all the poor people sent to the gulag. We need more bullying to prevent communism, or the lizard people will finally get us and humanity as we know it shall end. Bully a kid today, and not only do you contribute to the economy by having the kid require a therapist, but you also push him to perhaps bully someone else. The economy is in your hands, do not let the commies win!
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I’m pretty sure we would be much better off if that was the case
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Learn ML and other AI skills.
Also stuff that is too scary to leave entirely to AI. For example infrastructure. Managing data centers, physical servers, and even cloud infra. Leaving it to AI automation could prove too expensive.
UX and UI design is also good.
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They look like potatoes to me
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Your CEO is a fucking retard.
Switch jobs ASAP. After all, he can get ChatGPT to do your job. Should be ok for him. -
You have to suck Cook’s dick and pray while kneeling in the direction of Jobs’ grave every day 3 times to receive Apple’s blessing. Otherwise you are not proving your faithfulness to the cult.
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“Keep your streak”
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Cardio performance keeps increasing little by little.
I got some gains in my squat and deadlift too, but they’re still not that great. -
https://www.dmm.co.jp/dc/doujin/
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@Hazarth actually one of my sources for my diet updates is the traditional Okinawan diet. They ate almost no meat, and just a bit of fish.
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@thebiochemic I’m not ready to do that just yet
@asgs I get mine from beans and a bunch of vegetables
@Hazarth I’m replacing stuff and it has been working out pretty well. I guess instead of removing I should’ve said “replacing”. I do consume plenty of olive oil, yes. -
I’m the goodliest, scientists can’t explain it!
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What’s your cost of living though?
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@C0D4 “Florian and Diana Schnös discovered cannibalism within the species of giant huntsman spiders in a cave near Vang Vieng in Laos.[3] Female individuals may eat male individuals after mating,[citation needed] a characteristic more commonly associated with the genus Latrodectus, the true widows, although it is considered normal spider behavior.”
True love is letting your wife eat your dick and then the rest of you. -
I’ve had terrible experiences with Indians other than an old coworker. She was a sweetheart.
I know it sounds shitty but that’s just my experience so far. -
Aren’t they all built on C++ and C though?
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I must humbly offer gratitude and praise to Finland for giving us Turisas.