The magic unicorn everyone is looking for. 10 years of experience and at least 5 with angular react and vue. Also please be able to write apis setup wordpress, write sql and do some ux/ui on the side. We’ll pay you $2500 deal?

I once was hired and when i started indeed did not have a pc. I had to start on a pc of someone who was out sick. Later i got an old knockoff. I kept begging for more memory until i had to leave the company again.
Shitshow first class

Lol. I gave a company a tip on they applying form that wasn’t working. Still i wasn’t the guy they where looking for

Better lead a team then being downgraded to master of Confluence.

Hey i’m on a 3 year streak and about to loose my 6th adoption family.

If you commited to a deadline you have to commit to the deadline. Even the junior at our office was still working after 10pm. My wife works from around 8am to 8pm.

Im once again thinking of leaving early and i already know i’m probably gonna fail.

@Root wish i had FLOP quota in my job experiences.

Never trust recruiters unless you absolutely have to. They truly are the scum of the earth.

@lorentz that is smart!

@DamoMac i swear i played with this idea as well!

It’s been a while for myself but i went to the same situation. Jobless for 6 months and applied to 100+ companies. Went to countless talks, sometimes without even getting any feedback at all. I get pretty shot pay now but at least i have a job :). Pick up yourself keep getting at it. Keep learning. You’ll find yours!

Also try publishing the app in the app store. That will that you another month at least!

Haha developing ios apps is a hell. Especially the emulators they where never correct. Always 1 or 2px off

I have a bachelor but barely learned anything programming related. When i started my internship i was trying to build a site with tables…. Yes this was a it related education still

We use WPML. It is the worst horror WP plugin from hell ever

Yeah, i wish i got to see my drama in my salary slip but i absolutely don’t

Thanks everyone for all geeky solutions. Unfortunately the local amazon doesnt sell the rear view mirrors. Also i wouldnt see it if im working on another screen then the one its attached on.

The (flash) light suggestions are also worth trying.

@Grumm that’s really great but i have to deal with a CMS here

Manager is managing the design together with the designer. So in the end also responsible for all the additional crap we devs have to program.
The design is done for now but now my fellow dev wants everything programmed perfectly his ocd way.

@IntrusionCM see this one often as well indeed. Especially in menus where divs are placed in li and a elements

At least they let you think you are allowed a vacation. Mine just doesn’t even get approved

You try a sidejob in a print on demand tshirt shop. You put in countless of hours without a single sell and eventually just give up and continue the job hunt for the next shitty developer job

So i’m jobless but i’m fully booked with 10 jobinterviews and 3 assessments this week. For next week i also already have 5 more interviews. I’ve never worked this hard in my life.

@whoDis i feel sorry for you buddy. Leave asap ;)

Did you get it?!

Second rejection gave me the standard, “doesn’t fit the profile as well as other candidates”. At least that’s something!

Mostly not landing. I rejected 1 offer so far

I’ve had my fair share of pressure in the past. It might be somekind of boomer attitude for others but yes, years count.

To be an expert in anything you roughly need 10.000 hours of practice.

@F1973 70? In just one day?

I’m looking around now since 12-2019. My total amount is higher. I’m looking for vacancies every 2 years :’).

@SortOfTested i meant minutes hehe. Having a skateboard in the back of your car helps!