Git is fun.

My friend was telling me some UDP jokes earlier, I only got half of them.

If you put a UNIX shell to your ear, you can hear the C.

this made me laugh...

I've been a programmer for years now. I've slowly been getting promotions and I'm a senior developer at a large company.

to anyone I look as if I am an extremely good programmer however I constantly feel out of place. I feel like I am way worse at coding than my co-workers and people underneath me but I keep getting complimented on it.

I feel like a fake.

does anyone else feel this?

Didn't know Samsung is now building weapons

Use windows, they said...

@dfox Finnaly stickers arrived, now my setup is complete.

"That's ok... to test the app I'll just have my daughter play with it. She just clicks stuff randomly... basically like our users" my CEO is actually pretty awesome

I'm a code blooded animal

Fuck you regex. That is all.