that time when you pass a cv of your friend who is as qualified as you were good 2 yrs ago to your boss and next thing you know he is being offered a much better position than you have

that feeling when your boss just gave you a dozen of things to change on a pull request that's already been open for a week, and as you try to understand what he even wants, you can enjoy a full view of your colleague's screen who seemingly just added ornitology to his list of passions and is broadening his education about birds on Wikipedia.

Anytime it is more than 24°C outside, my colleagues insist on working with all door and windows open. I feel like trying to code in a wind tunnel. Picture lamps hanging from the ceiling softly moving. Also we are 50 metres from the train station, so this means we get to enjoy all the announcements.