Well stand up is a ritual of scrum, agile is not a methodology but a manifesto.
When there is true team work, synchronization and visibility in a team, standups take minimal time and any major issues are identified quite early in the day so extra effort can be put when and where is needed, avoiding later distractions.
I will assume that you feel it as a waste of your time because most of the time you listen to things you do not care, or there are people arguing and this makes the stand up last for ever.

I kindly suggest they should consult a lawyer first to prepare some NDA before explaining their bright idea to me, as I could rip it off and take all the money for myself..

There are fuckheads that do that everywhere. Some hold senior or even architect titles and they claim that the code is more straightforward or even more readable(!!) as it depicts the program flow...

More pubg?

@ArcaneEye works all the time

Not an expert on Indian cuisine but looks like you overcooked the eggs...they look too dry...(sorry man been watching too much master chef lately)....bope you enjoyed 😀

The self nasty makes you drink all the energy drinks or vice versa?

Put your headphones on...communicate with your pair with slack or something....

He definitely wants to set your wallpaper to gay porn or sth...

There is such a dio in every office. Our dio a senior Dev as he states insists that his laptop is altering his codebase overnight. BTW in instance 4 is he running a @WebMvcTest with @MockedBean?

Busting everyone's balls over anything is pm 101 material

@AlgoRythm "...what you sound Like" 😂

They can't get a video of you while you fap now, can they?

Why don't I get a Response? Oh yeah it has stopped on a breakpoint since yesterday

In my previous company the core functionality was implemented in a ~1400 lines method(the class had more)...this is about 30 word document pages.... Strangely enough the company was making too much money of this method!

The story of my life

Morning stand up shouldn't take more than 15 mins...if it takes more than this just for the team members to say hi..then most probably the team is way too big..

We built an api which I believe responds in a similar fashion

Intellij's local history for the rescue

Developers using MacOS :: make sure everybody in the room is aware that they are using mac and this makes them ultra productive, work, make first thing sure just a little bit more

And why do you think a scrum master needs a technical background?

@AlgoRythm yeah he is learning enough to write "hello world" tutorials most probably...

Good luck with ebextensions

@matsaki95 I see what you did there 😁

@Shingonoide 😀

How about a status 500?

@kaqqao no time sorry

@CrankyOldDev a recruitment agency indeed...this is what they claim to be...but I agree it sounds weird

I have nested ternary operator a few times myself....there I said it!

Dont you get neck issues?