Isn't this your work guys? @dfox

Girlfriend thinks the only reason I feel her breasts is because I don't have a DevRant stress ball 🙈🤔🤓

Your life does not get better by chance.
It gets better by change.

If you want to achieve greatness,
STOP asking for permission!

AWESOMENESS - When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome again.

True Story

I'm browsing DevRant, giggling to myself, my girlfriend asks to see why I'm laughing,

I show her...
*Stares at it with a blank look on her face*
"I don't get it, explain it for me please"

I explain that: even if I explain it to her, she STILL wouldn't understand.

2 hours later she's made her first "Hello World" Java App so she can join DevRant 😂😂😂

Use DevRant to rant about your clients ;)

Comment your code!

DevRant is life now, find myself on here more often than not 😂

CSI:Cyber

Enjoy 😊

Talk nerdy to me. 🤓

Please implement this for the avatars 😂

I kid you not, one of my designer friends dipped his toes into coding, he ran into a problem...

Wondered why the following function wasn't returning a random number...

public Int getRandomNumber(){
return 4;
}

#facePalm #stickToDesigning

!false, it's funny because it's true 😂

Boss - "Can you kindly just fix this for me?"

Me - "Can you kindly just F#CK OFF?! "