@Gregozor2121 No :)

@Demolishun

Me: (something terribly shitty about certain people writing shitty code)
devRanter 1: ... you idiot...
devRanter 2: ...you dumb fuck...
Me: ...change careers if you can’t take this...
devRant 3: ...OP is stupid or disturbed...
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devRanter i: ... fuck you...
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Me: (sudden realizations that I’m being rude and dumb ... that black holes are the building blocks of the universe ... that I needed to work on memory-mapped Patricia Tries ... that I need to use my PTO ... deletes rant)

Doing better now!

@jennytengsonM Now I live in purgatory - condemned to listen to his moronic shit!

@jennytengsonM Tried once! Failed miserably. Started doubting myself!

@Puroguramingu It isn’t! Check my previous rants!

It’s a chore to type. Too bad devRants doesn’t have voice rants!

@riskyCodes You’ve so much to learn.

@Root Don't get me wrong, he does. Though I don't know how.

And how knows how to catch Pokemons (with the manager).

@PsCustomObject

At least you don’t hear his breathing!

My life is one horror after another. I have to deal with offshore “fullstack devs” as well.

Offshore fullstack dev rants coming soon!

@PsCustomObject cannot be! His opening lines are always - so the thing is ... it’s like. I mean ALWAYS!

Nice try!

@PsCustomObject My God! They do have a CH office 😳

@PsCustomObject Our Fullstack dev is the keynote speaker at Flat Earth “Global” Conference 2019.

@PsCustomObject I don’t trust anyone now. I doubt everyone. Is the Sun a star? I don’t know anymore!

@fullstack_dev: you’ve destroyed me! Damn you to hell.

@PsCustomObject It has to be blunt and rusty - I want him to feel my pain. It shouldn’t be a quick sacrifice!

@PsCustomObject one sacrifice coming up!

@R2-D2 only when your manager schedules a meeting which takes better part of our day. I call bullshit to that!

@endor The Rock smells bullshit 😅

@torbuntu Thank you? I guess

@tekashi off topic but not true actually.

It’s a good idea only if are invoking a method of a nullable object. If you’re comparing a nullable using == it doesn’t matter.

Common example:

if (SOME_STRING_CONSTANT.equals(stringThatCanBeNull) { ... }

@Demolishun don’t use an IDE. Easy win!

@Plasticnova I’m keeping my calm.

@shdw touché :)

@shdw he should sell his fucking body parts to pay the bills then :D

@legionfrontier Thank you my liege :)