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AboutWeb developer. Worked on ton of projects. Jamstack is my jam right now!
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Skillsjsx, tsx, mdx
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@jestdotty yeah, depends on which level of astral plane you land and they are separated by vibration bands, so you can go so far as your vibration is.
Astral plane is not friendly place, especially in lower levels, and you probably weren't fighting with yourself.
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Why are you updating packages in ongoing project, lock it in so it doesn't update major versions.
You should be building the app instead of updating the dependencies.
Breaking changes be breaking, nothing new to see here...
I get the frustration, but seriously, just lock in the version and work with that. Any dependency update that introduces breaking changes will break so ask managers for more time when they ask for new, shinier, version. -
@adiStrasser that made me laugh! Great one! 😂
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@jestdotty yep, you can detach consciousness from physical body, not for long but everyone can do that with some practice.
Lift your vibration so you won't see fucked up shit anymore there. Well, you will but very rare like once in a blue moon. -
@jestdotty i am kinda convinced, not sure why, that you are that blonde girlfriend @b2plane was talking about!
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I think Mayora from Gintama ate the most mayonnaise, but who am i to judge!!?
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Seems that you dislike King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard!
Great band, Nonagon Infinity is the perfect album, at least to me!
Nah, consciousness isn't in flesh, brain or bones, at best your body would wake up but be like a zombie.
Consciousness is multidimensional - it is just that we are not conscious of that fact until we die! -
Are you human? Are you decent human? This are the only two questions that i am interested in, and you dont have to be human at all, you can be a decent fox or a bear or owl, as long as you are decent you can be my friend and i would treat you with respect.
What you do in your bedroom, i don't wanna know and i am not interested in that.
Your kinks, your problems! Don't make them mine, i already have my own bucket of problems and that's enough! -
@kiki that's almost me, just different gender minus sloth eyes and a bit dark brown, almost black hair
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@Lensflare i can vouch that, i am web monkey typer solely because i do average html and a bit above average css, js is a joke, ts is a bit more quality but just a quality joke if you will.
@retoor oh that's why microPython was easy when I was doing some esp32 coding, thank god because otherwise i would probably burn all my components if it was C#.
I admit and i fully accept my role as senior comedian monkey typer at most things that i do that requires code. -
@JsonBoa everybody does explanations, you do it so beautifully!
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@kiki good, its better to stay away from that sh1t
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So when people want to get away from you, they should, idk, fart in your general direction?
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License dance???
You've been looking at tik tok a bit too much -
@kiki that makes sense, thanks for explanation
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I know you don't like the guy but Vladimir has some good ideas how to deal with people of the kind you listed.
I completely agree with Vladimir about that matter. -
Nerukopožativj?
Don't know Cyrilic enough to decipher the last leter. I am also slav but I don't have similar word in my language, what a shame!
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Laughing in duck tape PRs. At least last 2 sprints.
React tolerates a lot of shit thrown at it, it also allows developers write code in a shitty manner.
It is both super cool and ultra shitty library at the same time, depends how you use it. -
On balkans it would be called Muslim calamari stealer
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Tetris is the GOAT, fuck pacman, it produced fat kids in america omnoming everything, tetris on the other way is teaching people how to pack their bags, refrigerators and other stuff optimally - good thing is that stuff doesn't disappear when you fill the line.
Also, I find it fascinating that it revolves around number 4, every tetramino (shape-piece) consists of 4 pieces and tetris is when you clear 4 lines.
If there is one game that have to exists it should be tetris! -
@kiki you forgot that they ditched 3.5 floppy disks like two years ago from universities for papers, until then it was obligatory to give you paper on floppy. Check the correct information but i know it's been "recently".
Recently means up to 5 years to me.
Edit, fuck it was a year ago and government not universities, FML and FM memory.
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According to that analogy, shovel should be shit towel, one that Spud, from Trainspotting, needed.
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@kiki the steve balmer for cryptobros
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I think that we collectively as developers should quit and let managers vibe code while we tend to our flocks of sheep on some secluded mountain or grow potatoes or some shit.
I am curious how that would look like for them. KPIs not met, nobody's using their software anymore? Fuck them!
We are looking more and more like designers (i know, i was one) where everyone is meddling in our business, where everyone has some opinion based on some mental fantasies they had in their wet electromechanical dream totally not based on reality.
As a designer i often heard "i dont like it!"or "my wife doesn't like it!" mainly from cheap customers. Any reasons why? Don't know, but it has to pop more. Whatever fuck that means. Even better when they are clueless and takes you for a clown: I'll know it when I see it.
We are now getting similar treatment because of genAI. Everybody started to underestimate us as a profession. -
@cafecortado only over bit connect
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Idk man, chainsawman looks pretty terrifying to me!
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@antigermanist that's the point, only thing they have in garage if they have the garage is some old victorian egg timer!
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@CoreFusionX install coolify for local vercel/netlify/s3/whatever
Self hosting ftw, but also home lab cost a lot of moneys! -
Dude, i have issues when plugging in any device to usb, linux just don't want to recognize it at all, no matter if it is locked or unlocked!
Fuck you Samy! -
Plot twist: my app is actually useless piece of shit, no user data available, you have passwords that my app generated and forced users to use it so users don't use that password anywhere else.
Silver lining: you have email list that you can spam as you want with Nigerian prince's emails