Old but eternal!

99 bugs in my code
99 bugs in my code
Apply one fix, compile it quick
101 bugs in my code

Didn't work much for last 6 months.
Manager calls and tells me that I've gotten a half yearly appraisal based on my performance.
Asks me if I have any questions or something to say.
Didn't say a word.
Appreciates me and tells me to keep working hard.
Left the room with a slight grim on my face.
No expectations, no f**k.

Best quality source code ever!
https://github.com/kelseyhightower/...