Wut?

@iiii maybe gameplay is worth it? Dead Cells graphics isn't the best but I wasted hours on that thing.

@kiki tried again and it said "Cheater"

@retoor mustard on the beat

@Demolishun they could be sleeping together

AV Linux?

@Tounai purrfect excuse

A free version of Ground News

Are you using us to train your model? That ain't cool bro.

You forgot a few categories:

b2plane shit posts

SidTheItGuy vs the "other guy"

Spammers

Closet gays

Devout PHP devs pretending to hate it

I could be missing a few

@jestdotty lazarus syndrome

Get the best of both worlds: cumming while coke is in your system

Would I get to choose which era I'd be alive in? A monarch in the Victorian era would be nice. Been always fascinated by it.

Good thing there are other superheroes than Batman and his Bat-family

Loved sticky scroll when I had my stint with Flutter/Dart. Dart is an absolute nightmare if you don't have have sticky scroll and bracket pair colorizer.

@retoor well if he slept with any of our dads, thats definitely gay. 😅

@retoor but he's not gay. I think.

Just be cautious. Next thing you know, everything "IT" related will be tossed at you.

@SidTheITGuy did you sleep with someone's mom or something?

@12bitfloat agree. If the food is that bad, just don't go there. Don't make it political.

Anyone planning to post nazi jokes, please stop. I had it up to here

@retoor man, I love Xfce. Reminds me of Solaris when I was setting up a Sparc Station 10 for a gov agency. Those things were heavy.

Know your worth. I don't know the rules in your country, but during my time as a corpse slave, max was 10% unless you're leading a team or department then it's possibly 12%. If that's the max, maybe ask for additional perks like additional holidays off or if allowed, transportation allowance, or even mobile allowance. If you want to expand your skills, maybe the ability to have flexible hours so that you can sign up for online schools. Maybe even have your employer cover some of the tuition costs.

Wow! Brings back memories of downloading Alan Cox kernel patches and spending hours with "make config" because I didn't know there was a "make menuconfig" option.

Goodluck with Mandrake/Mandriva Linux. It was my second favorite before Slackware before switching to RedHat with the Bluecurve Gnome theme.

I just remembered one of the early M$ engineers was feed up with technology that he quit and worked on a farm. I'm looking into Hydroponics so that's something worth considering? And maybe use your talent to engineer the process? Write a script to automatically water the seedlings? Check the water quality and levels? Write an app to monitor everything?

@retoor I had "it" (DeepSeek r1) write a fun little Python script to come up with suggested lottery numbers and using binomial distribution to choose the specific set of odd and even numbers. There are 3 main draws in the Australian lottery: Thursdays is called "powerball" while the remaining 2 is just regular lottery with additional "supplementary numbers". The if-then block looks like it was someone who's just starting to learn Python programming.

Come on, give yourself some credit ;-)

I know, I know, it will "learn" eventually but Jesus. Code generated on it's first try:

@MammaNeedHummus is it make out session? *fingers crossed*

Digital nomad? You have to have a solid client pool though.