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AboutInsurtech. Programmer, Entrepreneur. Academic, Philosopher. Gamer, VR/AR, IoT, Biohacker. CTO @esotech.com Creator @tldcrm.com Miami, FL Native.
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SkillsPHP, JavaScript, NodeJS, MySQL, Redis. Asterisk. Full Stack.
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LocationOrange, CA
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Joined devRant on 5/6/2016
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I hate mine. Any thoughts on a good windows laptop? No budget.
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Nights and weekends. Basically I live at my desk. After dealing with clients all day nights and weekends are the only time I have interrupted time to get into flow.
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@pmso life form executive chair by relax the back. Wide seat. Life changer.
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No please...Y-m-d H:i:s thank you.
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Something made of ice.
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I couldn’t work from bed. 1 monitor vs. my normal 4? Also my chair is more comfortable then my bed. I spent a lot on that chair...
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“I’m going to do this wrong because you believe it’s correct instead of going over it. Just getting this in writing. Thank you for your comments”
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A blank line before or after a function will trigger output without buffering being used.
This is why on script only pages you can leave the trailing PHP close tags off to avoid this.
Also don’t start your scripts with lines at the beginning. -
It was a request from a client :) Sarcasm as ti possibility intended.
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Thanks for weeding yourselves out. Lol. I love PHP. I’ve done some amazing things with it. Node too.
All languages evolve overtime. Keep up with the updates instead of judging a language based on its last release you saw 4 years ago or more and couldn’t get a handle on. -
Give BRIA a try. It’s not too bad.
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Wisdom is the best part about getting older.
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It’s often the equipment at your node. You’d have to have them trace the issue from node to node starting from your local area. Not fun. And even as a network engineer, half the time they won’t. Relieve you unless you show then hard proof data., reports, etc.
Even then they still don’t care. -
It’s better to have two cheap ISPs that go down intermittently.
Than one expensive ISP that goes down intermittently. -
It’s Wednesday and I wish it was Monday. I’m so behind. All the time.
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Plz. No.
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Anywhere from free to 42million a year.
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Every time I use rm rf I pause like 1 full minute. Check everything. Have a mini TIA, heart attack then press enter. Another heart attack press ls whew ok.
More adrenaline than any sport you could do especially on production servers, live, during the middle of the work day. -
2 monitors more than me. Damn I need to step up my game.
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Totes #relatable
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Hahahah this is great.
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so poetic. love it.
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@lotd lots of positive experiences partying here. Didn’t start until my 30s haha. There was a learning curve.
I’ve been on Keto over a year. Down 70 pounds. Lots of energy. It’s lifestyle now and I love it. I’ve never been so thin since my teens. -
I just dropped the cash on one when my 2014 model broke while visiting clients. It’s meh. The keyboard feels like your tapping on your desk. The new touchbar at the top is lame I just set it to default keys. The Fingerprint ID is retarded because you can’t use it to type in your SU credentials so you end up constantly typing your password anyways.
However it sure beats that surface book 2 I bought that had the infamous flicker gate problem. Thank god Best Buy has a open box return policy. -
Love this.
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1. Opus Codec (Voice Quality)
2. Slack Clone Interface
3. Gaming Integrations.
I use it for work all the time, love both the desktop and mobile app. Works great.
*Not DDOS Protected as they say. Teamspeak can be a better alternative but the interface is not nearly as nice. -
Inline JS is the devil, especially when someone sets it to a PHP variable that does not lint...Just (still) dealt with this!
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All you had to do was add is_user_logged_in() to the private pages and set those special pages to that template. like...less than 1 hour fix. :)
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Try notepad++, so much better for windows! Supports a ton more!
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Totally Agree. My Quad Monitor setup is much more efficient than one or two screens.