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Front End Developer
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Mooresville, NC
Github

billsowa

Joined devRant on 6/3/2016

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I have single-handedly gotten our enterprise-level organization off of SVN and onto Git. I am the lord Jesus Christ almighty.

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Manager to devs: Mobile first!
Manager to designers: Desktop first!

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My wife would probably appreciate it if I kept the house as tidy and organized as my code.

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I am convinced that after this years-over-timeline millions-over-budget website goes live we will all be fired because it is dog shit.

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There is a code freeze today? Quick cram in as many fucking changes and content update requests as possible so the fucking developer will want to fucking kill himself!

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I hate having a list of bugs but I love checking those fuckers off.

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devRant gross truth time: the garbage can at my desk is used exclusively to dispose of boogers and chewed off fingernails.

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When the top two posts on devRant are mine

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People posting pictures of their stickers are getting more up votes than my posts attempting to attain stickers.

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Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project

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Demoing an app for a client which uses google maps api and has worked great up to this point. It fails because the company firewall is blocking all of Google all of a sudden.

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When I'm in the zone, someone comes to talk to me and my brain forgets how to make words into a sentence.

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I like to listen to music LOUD when I am doing heavy coding, but apparently my headphones leak and coworkers complained they could hear it. Any recommendations for headphones that will contain the sound?

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I create nice, neat markup for IT to implement in JSP. They do it wrong and I get loads of defects. This happens constantly.

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Saw an add for a dev job in which to be considered you had to build a social media network. Seriously.

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