My long-awaited DevRant stickers have earned centre stage. Thanks @dfox!

Interviewer: "Please demonstrate a simple program that outputs hello world in C."

*sweating profusely* me:

C C CCCCC C C CC
C C C C C C C
CC CC CCCC C C C C
C C C C C C C
C C CCCCC CCCC CCCC CC

C C C C CCC C CCC
C C C C C C C C C
C C C C C CCC C C C
C c c C C C C C C C C
Cc cC CC C C CCC CCC

fangirling over the Google I/O 2016 announcements

<i> tower of pisa </i>

"Oh you do computer science? Hey, can you fix my la-"

"...actually maybe we should have done it your way"

I'm curious, is the majority of the devRant community from the UK, US .. or elsewhere?

breaking news: hundreds of psychotherapists out of work following release of devRant

if you don't have 100 tabs open at the same time then I call BS on your developer job title

plot twist: instead of wife swap, all the devRanters swap project managers

Interviewer: "Give me an example of a time you made a significant contribution to a particular community."

Me: "This one time I got a +6 on my devRant"

Developer logic:
It's easier to stay up 'til 6am coding, than to go to sleep now and wake up at 6am...

I'll just put this here.

*git push*

"There are 27 unresolved merge conflicts"