I think we've all lived this at least once

I don't think Phil Schiller knows what the definition of courage.

// I ran out of time so good luck

Did anyone else see this today? Are you team spaces or team tabs?

The struggle of being a gay CS major is that all of my classes are 95% guys but all of them are painfully straight. Send help

End User: The program isn't working
Me: What were you trying to do?
End User: blah blah blah
Me: Are you using IE?
End User: Yes, I always use IE everything should work with it.
Me: Didn't you see the email to the listserv explicitly saying not to use IE?
End User: I did, but I only like to use IE.
Me: (bangs head against desk & loses all hope)

This was me for the past five hours. Oh how I love C.

Cheesy CS pick up lines

Having meetings about how to have effective meetings is my own personal hell.

Some of my best code happens when...

When a team manages to break production over the weekend and doesn't notice until you call and tell them.

When you're demoing a prototype and the guy who always introduces himself by saying he's "not the coding type," proceeds to try and tell you how he would have done it.