when you find a well written dev blog post and the comments are equally as informative

Sounds true for me !

Internship has taught me that as long as you know one good language then you can do anything in other language with a little bit help from online.

Unless it's c++.

c++ has pointer.

That means you're fucked.

That also means you're in for a lot of fun.

I am afraid I might fall asleep tonight. I got work to do. I better make some good coffee.

P.s. No coffee at home

gaaaaah! Outlook, you suck!

"Let's use Word as a rendering engine!" they said...

Well. Screw you M$, screeeew you!

When you see your code 2 weeks later and you don't understand it.
//FirstRant

// This part of the code should never run

Came across that lovely comment when fixing a reported bug. Guess where the bug was? You guessed it XD

thats me everytime

Backend engineer doing frontend. The eternal struggle of centering an object.

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

An API Wrapper: (src: @jcsrb)

So glad you are here guys :')

Happened to me 2 times :D. How about you?

I'm a fucking finance girl. FINANCE. GIRL. Why the fuck am I spending all morning importing databases??
I'll tell you why.. "you are married to a dev. You must have picked something up." Fuck this. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. (no it's not working for the fuck of it, and whoever wrote this program deserves to be hanged by his balls from a tree)

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. - Martin Golding

Months after joining devRant, and seeing all the people with 5000 +1s while I'm still stuck at 400, I think of them as people with gold badges on stackoverflow as I bury deep down into the abyss of my social failure again.

Yeah, so that ‘quick fix’ to the legacy code actually broke everything and I’m not sure why. Ciao!

!rant
Just managed to set up a laravel development server in my raspberry, with a fully functioning private git repo!

(Not having a CS degree nor working in IT... I am very happy with this!)