I started my career at a company that ran boot camps 24/7. I learned a lot but they did some shady shit. The company changed their name often so they couldn't be tracked and posed as a regular subcontracting agency and gave trainees fake backgrounds with an extensive resumes so people could get hired. I mean how else would Joe out of college with no experience get a job requiring 5 years minimum.

I was against him and then I was with him.

When coworkers leave their laptop unlocked we find a commonly used variable name and replace all name references with 'poop'

Eclipse needs a better automatic error detection for dependency injections.

Those weekly meetings to 'water cooler talk' are pretty pointless