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Aboutmacroboi click
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Skillsproud lisp hacker, vim nutjob, scheming thru the web an'beyond
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If that's a thing I'm definitely underpaid
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@Root nothing exorcises sadness like a good ol' empathy dampened wet towel
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@jestdotty EXACTLY HOW I FELT. disgusting, nauseating lizard people mischievous schemes
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quit nicotine reading a book: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
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shuve it up your butt, private! Come on! Up you go! 100 pushups now, Private! Now!!! Where's that code? Gimme that code! One, two, three, four... Go go go!! Yes! Yes, keep going!! Go, Private, go!! You think I've got all day, go, go go!!!
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@electrineer I can't distill out the sarcasm on that one
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@djsumdog lua's like a dumbed down version of JavaScript
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scrum sends shivers down my spine
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update:
Hey, mr, sr, Gavin, sir, I've fixed it Sr.
Wow! How'd you doit?
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the quickminded ranter will notice the humongous disparity in population and country size among the countries listed. Which might mean that someone's feeding on someone there
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It's shit like this that gets me trying to replace neovim with some other editor
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That takes me back to my late 2017's macbook... ah, that was really something... Screen all messed up one morning... but recall? I missed it cuz the FUCKING LAPTOP didn't break till after recall was over
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neither have I. With both of them. Enlightening as always, thanks, @Lensflare, I've made my choice. I'm job hunting a scheme position
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fuck
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@Lensflare as much as rust, guess
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Shit, sometimes I gotta bake a function or interface to avoid repeating a shitload of code and I just can't stop thinking about the overhead... Like, if it was scheme I could just cook a quick one liner macro for it and have the cake and eat it too
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@retoor definitely the `define-syntax` thingy but also how I can basically quote shit up, mess with it and unquote it back into regular code. Continuations are pretty awesome as well. Having decent comparison ops, a great numerical tower and ports just cherry top it
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@mostr4am so your hookups are purely functional?
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@Lensflare thanks. I needed that
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why's this HOF taking an ownerless funcref? When the output clearly only needs it once?
Like, seriously, you expect the GC to figure out by itself? Gesus
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Am I too harsh on code reviews? -
me too, let's do it together
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Previously I'd lookup my code and be "geez, dude must be sick in the head" or "fuck, I should quit this shit and go farm or somethin"
But lately I'm like "goddamn, wish I was that smart"
So, maybe, there's been an improvement but now I'm definitely regressing -
I don't do no spaghetti, ll'right? me does ramen 😏
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@kanyewest I've got jewish-italian ancestry, bro...
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Every time was horny I went cougar-mode and now I'm a cesspit of regrets
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Well, if they spent less time reviewing thou spaghetti they might have time code more
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@lorentz lol, hard no, author-kafka's a delightful read.
If it's the reality show, well... just thinking about it right now made me realize I might lack enough empathy for even conjuring an answer 😐
It definitely feels like the outlast trials one though -
xrist al'mighty dotter, take the easy way already, @jestdotty, learn you some macros https://veykril.github.io/tlborm/
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@lorentz kafka in a nutshell
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legal comes from the latin word legalis and so does illegal. It's a word for what is consensus and what it's not respectively