No. You cant „git rebase -i master“ your bad memories!

Asking a dev what music he listens to is like asking trump what he thinks.

Boss tells me every other week to "set focus" on a completely different topic without loosing a word on the "top priority" the day before. Or he asks for the other (not finished) feature to be ready "in the next few" days/hours.

Yeah. A real sunbeam in dark times.

Saturdays I like to code and have some beers.

Learned the hard way to wait until the next day to push my changes... 😂

Working on Saturdays is a lot like working on mondays. Oh, and Tuesdays and Wed... You get the point.

Coder1: "How do I get out of this request loop?"

Coder2: "Easy. Just press Cmd-Q."

Met an owner of a dev company with interesting openings and drank some beers. After a while he begins to rant about his employees. Yeah. Didn't took the job. At least he paid the drinks ;)

We needed to decide which JS library to integrate in a project. I investigated two libs both os and commercial and made a nice table to compare the pros and cons side by side. Important to note that both fullfilled nearly all of my technical requests and there are zero other comparable projects or products.

Now our Boss needed to make the final decision. He shortly looked at the Excel File and said:

I don't like opensource software because they will abandon the project if they earn no money. Also I don't like the other one. It's too expensive and it's developed by only a small company! I'll let you know which risk i'll take!

You guessed it: Still no decision after a few weeks. I'd say he will go for the os lib...

Idiot