@kurtr What about now? :3

Well, jokes on you because they've started shipping multithreading support for Javascript.

@Alwaysbusy Don't do `var self = this`. It's best to usually bind.

@tchr Does devRant's TOS prohibit porn? 🤔

@bahua I thought that at first too, but upon further inspection, it looks more like a cardboard box wrapped in some kind of paper.

@kurtr What about now? :?

Elementary OS is great and all, but it currently has no way to upgrade between versions and you'll have to do a clean install just to be able to use the latest version.

I'm so sleepy so I'm not sure if I'm getting your requirements correctly.

I'm assuming you want to pass in a string like "Hello mycroChip, you are human" and then have it return something like { name: "mycroChip", face: "human" }, right?

In that case, you should probably use this:
https://github.com/ishan-marikar/...
It's a fork of a library a friend of mine did (which has been since archived) based on a similar module in python. It uses regular expressions to do that.

npm install ishan-marikar/extract-values

.. also, always review code before you import it into projects. Make that a habit.

I've used a Linux all my life and I will agree when people say powershell is powerful. Its not unix-ey powerful but still pretty powerful none the less.

I agree with her on this. How can you write code and not understand the code you just wrote?

@electrineer The only reason I did it was because a regular on an IRC channel I frequent asked if something like this was possible and I wanted to see if I *could* do it.

.. also you can shove your assumptions up your arse (:

@electrineer I'm not Indian but if you know next to nothing about a culture, you should probably shut up about it without letting your ignorance show.

In my culture, cake days don't really bear much importance. We wish people regardless of how close they are to us. For the ones actually close to us, we do something that is more meaningful.

@electrineer only in India does what happen?

@nothappy I don't think I'll be releasing it as a module, but there will soon be a blog article about it.

@nothappy I'm not using any other packages besides cheerio and axios (and a couple of other helper modules like tough-cookie).

@nikolatesla I actually did a variation that did that using existing modules a few months ago.

https://gist.github.com/ishan-marik...

@TRex Right now, it doesn't work with 2 step authentication, but thanks for bring it up. I hadn't thought about it yet.

Since all the login function really does is emulate the login request and grab the cookies, you could just manually feed the cookies yourself and it should work.

@sunfishcc You must be fun at parties...

Besides, there are countless articles on the Internet on how to automate aspects of Facebook.

@sunfishcc It does :3

@creativeCoder It is still valid and still works.

@Codex404 This is just the bare basics of it though ^^"

@aEEEdev I actually have that in my implementation. This is just to show the bare basics of what it can do.

Try this instead:
https://www.jetbrains.com/idea/

@dangerzone Well, that backfired on you, didn't it?

@ilikeshred Arrays in Javascript start from 0. I don't know what you're smoking.

@gvnix They didn't move to classes. Classes and Extends are synthentic sugar for Prototypes and Inherits. They do almost the exact same thing.

@Mitiko AFAIK, they don't use javascript on mobile.

I have seen this screen enough times to know that it's the FL Studio installation.

I've been using Node.js for ages and this is the first time I've heard of Edge. Node has a lot of templating engines pug (previously Jade), EJS, Nunjucks, Handlebars and Dust.JS are just some of the ones I can remember off the top.

@N0-Flux-Given You're cancer. Let people enjoy themselves.