Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

And left the bar alone.

Most of what Architects do should be done by developers or by tools or not at all.

- Martin Fowler

when you're the only developer at a firm and the client wants something bc "it's super simple, that's how ebay does it, just copy them"

when people address you as "sir" or "him" in an email because girl developers apparently aren't a thing. -_-

when you have to patiently and silently watch a client type on his keyboard with 1 finger.

When you see a someone write this
if(condition){
return true;
} else {
return false;
}

when you spend hours and days working on something and it actually works...am I forgetting something. I don't trust it.

Exception handling.

What happens when is debugging time.

When your fellow dev insists on leaving no space between his CSS selector and the curly bracket.
I'm sure he does it just because he knows it winds me up.
I'm not so sure he knows I just run a beautifier on his files to fix it.

Do you feel me?

what happens when you leave the office for more then a day.