Hot reload blows my mind. It's so good, time efficient and beautiful. Why doesn't those pesky doorsaledmen advertise this?
Jehovas witnesses are praying to the wrong God!

Got my first job and was given the temporare title programmer.
He said I could choose any title (with some relevance). Opportunity of a lifetime, any suggestions?

I will be doing some deep learning, UI, general front-end and visualizations

Luckily I'm a better developer than a chef.

Here is me dreaming of an avatar cat and working hard for it

Atom please!

Why does it have to be so slow? It's so pretty though. Mesmerizing even and I can never go back to sublime now.
The lag and crashes is killing me slowly, like a hot girlfriend that is somewhat crazy..

New game on steam, Middle-earth.
Showing absolutely no in game footage and asks you to pre-order for some bullwhip award.

Don't pre-order, please kill this type of behavior.
What is it even, rpg, rts?

Can you rant about yourself?

I was reading about the AWS outage, with little to no interest. I didn't know what it was and thus figured it wouldn't affect me.
Some time goes by and I come up with this 300++ vote post. I'm witty, I'm smart, but when I want to upload a photo it doesn't work.
Must be the app right? I restart, nope nothing. Whatever..

Sometime later I have a dashing new photo for tinder. Surely to give me all the matches. Nope, can't upload it.
Must be my phone or Internet then.
Restart everything, nothing is working. Complete madness, no devRant upvotes and I'm still single.
I surrender, give up. Which is one of the worst things to do for me as a dev.

Today. Which is the cherry on the cake. I finally see my connection to the incident. I feel stupid and annoyed by myself.
God dammit Julian, pay attention.

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By making mistakes

Whenever we have suits visiting our incubator, got to look professional!

When you want to make an unlinked copy:

JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(obj))

Holy mother Jesus, so many hours before I realised this. Really js!? Really...

Wish I could bring letter of recommendations to first dates.

My boss wants me to add visual effects that goes *poof*, without being able to explain it any further. Hello?

When you are forced to use Matlab and later catch yourself indexing with 1, I'm hurt and wounded