Lies.

@N00bPancakes oooh, good one!

@aldkjdjs and unemployed

@FelisPhasma don't connect it to the internet.

Languages are allowed to define the default behavior. ISO format provides standards to apply across any language. If the language you are using doesn't allow you to set format based on these standards, you should either build a library to implement the formats you need based on the standards of uses better language to code with.

@Oktokolo 🤯

My give a shit has definitely declined considerably after going from a position of learning to a position of leadership.

Probably need to white out the trees too. It's a dead give away.

Naked wet men holding balls together? I have no further questions about clustering at the moment.

Look, I have barely any legit classical training in anything yet I'm a senior dev manager after years as an application architect. I've mentored several people and experienced some really shit code over the years but I've noticed a huge difference in people who move forward and those that lack the conviction to self improve. Attention to detail, the ability to research, learning from your mistakes and owning that next time will be better is what gets a dev better. Screw theory. By the time you think you learn what you'd need to know, everything changes. At the root of it all, it's a computer that has instruction sets. Consider the paths you send this machine on, how it will handle it, remember your operational contexts and keep on keeping on.

For your QA:
Generate test files in load/stress/performance tests. Throw it in a lightweight Docker container running Bash and mount the file system to generate files in the source path.

for FILE in *.full ; do split -l 100000 $FILE; mv -f xaa `echo "$FILE" | cut -d'.' -f1`.txt; rm -f x*; done

List open processes by #files opened and monitor the application.

ps -ef |awk '{ print $2 }' \ |tail -n +2 \ |while read pid; do echo "$pid$(lsof -p $pid |wc -l)"; done \ |sort -r -n -k 2 \ |while read pid count; do echo "$pid$count$(ps -o command= -p $pid)"; done

@rutee07 I thought it was eggs doing it missionary style

@iamai we did too but also a retail company...

@rutee07 that's the spirit!

@rutee07 that sucks. I hate trying to train someone you know is just gonna screw up what you did already... and they might replace you.

@TheCommoner282 repeatedly.

Apparently not QA. 🤣

Nerd flexing.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

@Scriptero watch the pronouns. We don't now how "they" preferred to be identified.

@WeAreMany anytime! Thanks for noticing!

No sunk cost in Agile, friend. Fail fast and keep moving forward.

@yellow-dog yup but like Almond Sauce pointed out... I don't want to maintain the tests for a giant file which a bunch of tiny classes. It's just setting someone up for a headache that seems so simple to solve by using a file per class.

@yellow-dog from a change control or devops perspective it's a lot easier to understand and manage change/risk. If you have 20 small classes in a file and you forget something in the one-liner code change that breaks everything in that file of classes, is this a risk your stakeholders are okay with? However, there is an argument to be made that if the classes in that file are related and utilizing inheritance properly, if there's a mistake they all break anyway.

God has a virus and the worlds resources are fully allocated with scanning.

Don't be lazy, keep it clean for the next person.

Add passive aggressive comments to the code. One comment per commit. Push all and assign it to the branch invader for review.

@crisz https://http.cat/

@Benutzername I kept reading that as "attractive backend". I need sleep, people, or... something.

Just put it in the cloud.