Am I the only one who accidently ++ a rant with double tap while trying to zoom into a picture?

Some one at !DEA CELLULAR not doing his/her job well :D

There's not much worse than trying to fix your CSS for half an hour, only to realise that it's a cache issue...

Scariest Web Page i Made:

So i was outside the hotel where my friend works, as he went away to submit work related papers and i sat in the car.

The car was parked in the middle of two others. To pass time i started working on my Web Page..
To me it was just a simple html,css,js source code..(wasn't even client side)...

To the other non-programmer hotel staff (Prying) eyes it was:

A shady guy, dressed in black in a car parked outside the server room. To top that off i had Dark theme on my editor.

So now two staff members are staring at me from outside the car...

I was well aware of what message this whole setup might be sending.

So i got a little anxious and did one thing that i should not have done i.e started looking at them with coy eyes as i typed.

Next minute i was being asked to step outside the car.
I was scared,not by the situation ... i was scared of their ignorance and how would i explain what those many colored lines on a black screen meant.

However it was solved..... but i knew this was the scariest page i ever made.

Just broke up with my ex-girlfriend after 2 years of relationship. This might sound strange but scrolling after scrolling on dev rant is actually helping me getting through this situation!

Close Enough... :-p

*Typing a message in a modal.*
*Typing a message in a modal.*
*Typing a message in a modal.*
*Typing a message in a modal.*

*Trying to hit Submit button but misses.*
*Accidentally clicks outside.*

*Entire message is gone.*

End of second week at a new job. Found what I thought was a bug and wanting to impress I fixed it. The dev reviewing my code had just started a week before me so he also had no idea what was going on. It went live Friday afternoon.

Come back Monday morning and turns out I completely broke everything and nobody could use the site all weekend. I thought I was done for sure. Was shitting myself all day waiting for the call.

TURNS OUT NOBODY EVEN NOTICED

Right now.. heading over to the Project Manager's office.

What gif

I'll take my degree now pls

🤔
I think "Velop" should be a word.

Velop - to break software
(velopers would be muggles/stupid users?)

This would give the word "developer" a new meaning.
No?
Okay

When technology becomes naughty 🤣🤣

After finishing up a resume on Photoshop:

"Please submit a Word or PDF file not more than 2MB."

Have knowledge to build anything but no idea what to build.