Did you pay $300 for it, or torrent it?

I like to say, "while the other kids were playing kickball, I was sitting in a dark room looking up the html codes for a <marquee></marquee> tag"

@veslav trying to pay for relocation? 🤔

@0tikurt not if they disable right click with javascript!!! In that case, there's nothing you can do, well nothing except for:

[ ctrl ] + [ shift ] + [ i ]

God do I love shitty DRM

console.log('purple text', '%cfont-weight:bold;color:rebeccapurple;', { someOther: 'data' });

nonstandard feature in Chromium Developer tools and I believe firefox's as well

Have you tried restarting your router?

I agree with @helloworld, but if bossman demands it's...

Looks like you're going to be spending a painful day in devtools comparing. I can't go through and read the codepen that I sent you right now, but is the issue, that the CSS "methods" aka hacks the used to achive the desired effect our incompatible with bootstrap.. Or is it just that the js proportion doesn't plug-n-play with whatever bootstrap js your running?

what kind of load are you expecting?

rephrase please?

I neeeeed the latest windows help files jez

try

https://sitepoint.com/responsive-da...

or

https://codepen.io/jgx/pen/wiIGc

^ (uses js which I think can be avoided in semimodern browsers?) but is that the effect your looking for?

I find when drinking and programming, I inevitably end up on devRant

and now you known why a lot of my posts have typos!

@StefanH

bothersome devils advocate here:

Sure, modern ballistics' guidance system (and those of cars, etc) are thrown off by the poor handling of floating point values; loss of precision, parity bits, something and the that other thing other thing. But that's orders of magnitude less of a factor in miraculously missing missiles than accuracy of measurements, especially GPS.

But If the US is _literally_ a dozen times a day going to spend up to 1m$$ per "smart-weapon" to bombard a few dozen innocent civilians (and potentially the intended terrorist).. well I goddamn hope they can how to use some damn arbitrary-precision integers (eg: BigInteger in java) and not primitives lmao

I _totally_did_not_have_ like a long response typed out in the Desktop Webapp. And I most certainly did not accidentally click outside of of the <textarea /> by like 1px causing the modal to close which triggers the unloading le <textarea /> from the DOM. All results the value/text content of my almost-rant to be discarded.

@dfox, you reaaaaaaaaaaally should sync unposted rant content to LocalStorage (unique to rant ID) each time the text in the "post comment" changes

http://caniuse.com//...

Native BrowserApi === no deps, wonderful compatibility, wont bottleneck on your grandmothers computer. would take like 10 lines in 10 minutes to implement in ES5..

I'll write if you want. It's such an easy thing to implement

contact: pclienau@gmail.com / github.com/rozzzly

Otherwise I'll prob just write some userscript.. meh. Take the free UX polish dewd.

#resumeMaterial

"Discovered and disclosed serious code flaw in critical graphics processing software to Microsoft"

> received automated thank you email
> framed on wall

@SuperNOVA not in the slightest. It's one of the more clever, albeit overplayed IT jokes

but obligatory TCP joke > UDP joke

HTTP/1.x 400 Bad Joke

Server: Ctrl+V

Content-Encoding: gzip

Content-Type: attempt/humor; charset=ISO-1502352 rev2; why. why.

Date: Wed, 02, 2016 11:14:00 GMT

Last-Modified: Thur, 01, 1970, 00:00:00 GMT

Transfer-Encoding: PoorDelivery

GET /rants/266729 HTTP/1.1

Host: www.devrant.com

User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, whatever the fuck that is, like Gecko) Chrome/54.0.28.40.59 Safari/whyJustWhy

Accept: text/joke,words/laugh,dialogue/humour+irony,humor/anti

Accepted-Encoding: gzip,deflated expectations

Accept-Charset: utf-8 or GTFO

Keep-Alive: 15 GetToThePunchline

Cache-Control: no-cache, who rewatches standup wtf

@emes001 report back, we're counting on you.

Oh.. I need to log into MySQL as root....

um..

https://google.com//...

------

bonus points for adding putting that shiet on speed dial

echo 'alias mysql-reset-root="xdg-open https://google.com//..."' >> ~/.bash_rc

#badAdminAdvice

I think it works if you use:

clear: both;

(and I was being sarcastic)

not sure if you were, the "pro" at the end makes me think you might not be kidding lol

@dontbeevil

> Dell.
/thread

sorry I have a tiny "Retina™ Display" It's actually super high def on my iPad Air, obviously you're using a windows pc that has large fat ugly pixels.

*sniff*

oh god skynet has discovered yahoo answers

font-family: 'shame-serif', 'comic sans', sans-serif;

methinks iphone-equality fingerprint reader on macbook is nice

Personally, I've always been a fan of ( ಠ ͜ʖರೃ)

Big data at its finest.