The worst thing about being a dev is explaining to these fucktards that facebook can't be hacked.
But what is even worse, is when these dipshits say that i am a bad dev for not hacking facebook for them.
Use that big stupid head to sometimes think straight and stop being a little twat.

This community is AMAZING \m/

It doesn't matter how much you try, JS is always gonna taste like pasta.

Thank you for sending the stickers all the way to Germany!

It's so true I think everyone have done that :D

Asked my senior why our software is crashing unexpectedly. He told me that sometimes it is affected by cosmic radiation.

🤔

That moment when your too busy and concentrated programming and your wife asks you for the credit card and you give it to her .... to later realize she never cam back with that glass of juice and you remember today is black Friday..... ohh shit!! 😲

When the customer says that he knows how to write the code.
(BTW it's real)

Got a 2 level promotion today.. I am now an architect!

I worked in a BPO, throughout my engineering degree(yes I'm Indian), only to end up with mediocre grades. To think of it I gave up on this industry even before my first interview.. My friends forced me to the interview and made sure I sit through each round. Now I'm the fastest growing individual in an organization of 45000 people. Fuck!

devRanters, meet Gia85
Gia85, meet the devRanters

@Gia85 be like...

Coding all day and yet still my family sees me as the internet fixer...