I do push-ups and sit-ups whilst running long running CPU-intensive jobs so that I can feel the burn along with my CPU.

When someone sends me a poorly formatted and grammatically incorrect email, it triggers my internal linter so bad.

Full stack development between Python and JS eventually just makes your eyes cross as you confuse things like object definition syntax, '!=` vs `!==`, `.upper()` vs `.toUpperCase()`, `' '.join(list)` vs `array.join(' ')`

Why is there no standard library function to print permission bits

$ git log | grep -E "forgot.*add" | wc -l
5

They call it 'stupid'

The OSX Sierra update was like 10GB and took 75 minutes + two restarts to install which is bizarre because I can install Ubuntu in like 3 minutes.

Though I think it spent most of its time iterating every.single.god.damned.thing in /usr/local decided whether it needed to be moved out of the way

They don’t even give you a log of what’s going on now - just a progress bar.