When you peel the stickers of your notebook and suddenly a wild rant appears!

WRITE IN C ('LET IT BE')
When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."
As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."
Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO's dead and buried,
Write in C.
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.
If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
BASIC's not the answer.
Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.

Two words: ballmer peak

veeeerry nice!

Yup...

This was me until someone told me to press :q or :wq if I wanted to save :')

It's even harder when you use eclipse and you can't figure out what it is trying to tell you...

I love, that most of the standard shortcuts of every single software I've ever used don't work on a German Keyboard layout :(

oldie but goodie

It's a great feeling when you are 18 years old and already got job offer, because you finished every single task during your internship - really well in fact.

That moment when you realise, that you have typed "retrun whatever;"