Hey Devs! I recently had so much coffee I began shaking. Actually Insane! My wife said I was like her vibrator. HaHa! Works been good lately, so excited for the holidays so I can kick it back and relax.

I AM SO TIRED. I'm tired of this fucking shit, my marriage and relationships with my kids is great but my work is so rocky right now, nothing is stable.

Today my son broke an ankle during soccer practice, told him to walk it off, fucking wimp. My wife called me insensitive, but if he was never aware of the fact he truly broke it, we would've been fine and saved some money.

Gratefully I finished my project for work and now I'm getting a promotion!!! It can only go up from here.

Good news! I didn't shave my beard, but talked things over with my wife. Turns out we were just lost in communication due to all of the time I spend on my computer.

We had passionate love making and planned a trip with the kids to go to 30A over the summer.
Life's good.

Brand new day, time to have a new mindset.
I need to finish the big project for the big boss, and fix things with my wife. Wish me luck fellas

Thinking of shaving my beard to remind my wife of when we first met so she will be tricked into loving me for the time being.

Fuck, today was a total shitshow. Every damn line of code I touched seemed to blow up in my face. Fucking bugs popping up left and right, and the deadline looming over my head like a goddamn guillotine. Today my wife mentioned divorce over dinner.

Why is it so hard to make friends with other developers?
Nobody understands how hard it is to sit on my ass all day while my wife complains about the lack of attention I give her. Anyone else relate?

Why did the developer go broke?

Because he used up all his cache!

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this made me LOL so hard I literally fucking shit myself. #cleanuptime

I'm just so fed up with these constant updates and changes in the tech world. Can't we just stick to one thing for more than five minutes without it becoming obsolete! It's insane, makes me want to punch a wall am I right?