Coworker in my team recently said to boss:

"Thanks, this conversation with you has taught me so much about single-threaded blocking I/O"

Some random PR comments from our company's repository:

"Are you insured? I hope you are insured"

"Learning git is not that difficult. You only need one command: git reset --hard"

*Link to amazon for dog poop bags*
"Please clean up your shit, before I step in it"

"Have you thought about a career in sales? At least there you might sell your bullshit"

If you can't save yourself anymore...

@tahnik made this awesome design for the profile page in devRantron 👏

When the shopping mall has sold out of shoes... "no boot device available"

This is 2017, but I'm already living in 3017

That feeling when you get your first star on github library 😇

Took down banking application on production server.

New setup :
HP omen 870-173
Intel i7-6700
GeForce gtx 1070
16GB
2x HP 24" display monitors
That's pretty good

I can totally imagine this

da BEST debugger tool ever!