*Client phones me at 11pm*
Client: It's not working!!
Me:What's the error you're getting?
Client: "Database connection error"
*Phones system/dB admin*
DB Admin: Yeah we had to change the SQL logins, I've sent you the new ones
*Phones junior dev in charge of dB programming*
Junior Dev: Yeah you'll just have to go and change the credentials. They're in all the places where we're using the dB, just before the statement, in the connection strings...

We make over 470 calls to the DB 😑

Ohhh helll nooooo

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

~$ alias fucking=sudo

Now I can tell my computer to fucking do shit.

Being a dev by day and a simracer by night. I made a skin because I wanted to see what devRant would look like on a race car.

Story of my life

My gf tried to charge the pendrive, coz the pc said device not recognized.
How they do this ???

You know you've done research when chrome looks like this...

You know it since you are a baby

ReferenceError: variable "nose" is not defined. xD

Hello World!

By mistake internet explorer opens
Now I have to wait, to close it.

So much to do, so many side projects gathering dust, so many new things to learn.....tomorrow