@Karlson When people with no skills see you as the free way to implement their 2 minutes crappy idea of an "app" giving you a 50% of the shares for something you 100% created

I have this idea for a better <put your social network here> . If you make it, I can make you my 50/50 partner. You down?

@CoreFusionX it's a 3 line function... This guys just enforces what the boss asks hims to enforce no questions asked.

The boss sucks at programming

@Xamenyap dang, this is sadder than my post. I'm sorry baby

What I meant by unicorn is that they're rare and magical as f*ck

@PepeTheFrog Dude, that was a manager I had a few years ago. He thought he was a ninja doing procedural PHP and didn't even know Git.

He created a service in 2 weeks but it was shit and he stored it on a self hosted mercurial server.

I've seen things

@jiraTicket I know and I'm working on it. Just join the company and I love it and the team.

But a lot of the tickets I've worked on are regressions created from Team Leads and even higher levels. They think we do not need to spend a lot of time on the legacy code because it's gonna be "thrown away" work.

However, with the complexity of the app, it's gonna take us several years to fully migrate. So if we keep building up tech debt, we're gonna waste a lot of time fixing "throw away" work instead of actually migrating it.

@nitnip They save the buffer into PHP and spit the variable back, that's memory raping

@jcbbb

First of all SWITCHES ARE EVIL

IT's 2023 USE FUCKING CLASSES

NEVER PASS CONTENT THROUGH PHP MEMORY, THAT"S HOW YOU AUTO DDOS YOURSELF

If no FE framework is avail. create an empty html and fill it accordingly just by pulling the right variables NOT FUCKING HTML

@MammaNeedHummus

MamaNeedNewJob

@iiii I don't get it 😅

@jiraTicket Code is legacy - Made by the founder or something around those lines - Very typical at least for PHP stuff.

Let's say, Dev A introduces an if with extra dependencies

Dev B creates a class, extracts the if and logic, design patters, etc.

@bigmonsterlover

Haven't seen "Tech Debt Dev" or "Refactorer" as job positions yet but that might work

Congratulations!

it keeps us humble

Dont go to hard on yourself, sometimes is your brain not getting the right hormones or whatever, find help (even if you don't feel like it)

Let the sun touch you (helps releasing good stuff)

Exercise

Find a therapist

@TheSilent This is awesome!

@molaram He indeed is

Useless as f*ck comment
A void getter
A Data type

3 problems in 2 lines

It hurts seeing php running on Windows

@wicho is the British L85A1

Chinese QBZ95 or British L85A1?

What kind of mysql on a single core 90's Celeron is this

Please submit the issue on GH. This is baaaaad...

🙄

Visually, it looks pretty cool.

Idea though, I'm kinda done with the old Linux > Apple > Microsoft thing.

They are tools and everyone is free to use whatever.

I use Linux mostly but I don't care about that anymore.

Cheers!

* Millennials discover work hours *

@Root haha ok, my inner circle says I'm on the bitter side. But it looks like I'm gonna be holding your beer in this pissed off contest...

@calmyourtities I agree, but you can always abstract it enough to have max 3 params. But it is the same as db normalization too much or too little is a matter of context or situation.