500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

Git Bowl

Pulling an all nighter to finish up a project. Doesn't get any better than this.

I feel sorry for the owner of test@test.com

*girl in office call IT guy*
Girl: my computer isn't working
Guy: what happened?
Girl: screen is blank.. nothing on it
Guy: ok... I'll replace the monitor (starts unplugging)
Girl: wait.. wait.... I didn't took backup yet..
Guy: *face plam*

Oh, we don't know why it broke. I know you just did A HUGE FUCKING DATABASE SEVER UPGRADE to the server we're connected to, but no one understands this code, so can't update it to work. Can you roll back 3 VERSIONS so our application that hasn't had a code change in 11 years is optimized?

WORST???

Seeing your code, which you were proud about, now being butchered by some interns/newbies 😲

Just like seeing your X girlfriend after long time 😒

It's sad not to have any friends who love programming as much as you. 😔

I see what you did there...

My colleague and his modeling career

My client wants a jpg image with a transparent background !!!!!!!

Lost interest in work for the day, changed a co-workers upload function to target pornhub.
Now we wait....

I've done it

The wife ask her husband to run some errands..

Wife: "Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 dozen of eggs, and if they have milk, buy 2."

Husband: "Ok honey!"

After a while, the husband came back..

Husband: "Honey! Here are your 2 dozen eggs!"