A : "The log tables of the licenses is broken, fix it"

Me : "But who ever made this didn't make a relation between master log table and the detailed one. I can't get anything from details table"

A : "There is a relation .. "

Me : "What ?"

A : "The date entry of each record"

Me : "I Quit"

we have spent all the day moving a ton of stocks from a warehouse to another .. it was a good break from coding :)

my boss is the software designer atm where every feature or modification is either conflicts with previous ones or is a change request.

Its like try and error development !

- "what architecture is your project ?"
- "haystack architecture .."

I just found a 4-level nested switch case in our code base.
and the best part .. they are all empty!!

- "what does that function do?"
- "I don't know"
- "how you don't know !? you are maintaining the project."
- "how do I know what 'ConvertFromDataTableToOther' will do !! it has two inner loops that exchange some columns!"

When CEO is doing code review ..

I am accessing the development server via remote desktop, currently maintaining a win forms app on visual studio. there is that one form which when a break point is hit the whole screen freeze and doesn't respond until you minimize the remote desktop and maximize back. just in this form, not the others. it's reproducable.
it's a gem if you ask me, I show it to everyone I know.

how do humans debug a 180 lines stored procedure :/ ?

A : "what the funk is wrong with git ! why there are conflict!!"
Y: "let me see, hmm .. just press ctrl + disc.."
A : "what are you doing ?"
Y : "discard! they are gone. now you can try again in different branch"
A : "I didn't commit !! this my work of two weeks!!!"
Y : " ..... "
Y : *sneak away*

- "the workflow inbox is broke.."
- "INBOX MY ASS. ask the asshole who vomit this to fix it!"

me dealing with an inbox made of two columns with imagenry relationships.

is every mobile app made with Web technology ( phonegab, Cordova,etc.. ) have a sluggish drawer ? or is my note2 is just of power to draw a drawer !!

the dude on the other office in front of me, my office is basically at the balcony.